We Liberals need to get a Uniform so we don't get tortured.

[Philosoraptor]

Because I keep hearing this logic put forward, our enemy does not wear uniforms and are not part of an organized militia, etc., so its okay to torture them to death without legal representation.

I believe we liberals should come up with a snappy uniform so they can't torture us in the future when they start snatching us off the street.

I suggest something drab and gray, with maybe large black stripes, with a large red letter "L" on the front and back. Maybe the sadist that designs laura bush's outfits could help us out here.

If we don't get a uniform, they will consider us enemy combatants and send us to Gitmo, we need to get with the program soon.

[bryant69]

1. Maybe just a patch. Like a Scarlet L over the left breast pocket

That'd work.

Bryant
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[in_cog_ni_to]

14. Yeah...a BLUE L.

That way they won't have to bug our phones, enter our homes to go through our closets and drawers, look at our hard drives or depend on a neighbor who may hate us and make up stories about us being "enemy combatants."

A big Blue L would solve so many 'problems'...for sure.

[Crayson]

17. Achtung Jude!

My thought exactly...

Or a yellow Donkey.
And also stamp that one into your passport, so you can't leave the country.
And put "Don't buy at Liberals" signs in front of your stores.

[htuttle]

2. I'd prefer something double-breasted, with gold braided epaulets, perhaps

And I want either a long feather or a pair of horns on top of my hat. Perhaps something that I can switch back and forth, depending on my mood?

[Philosoraptor]

3. perhaps nudity

Or see through, so they could actually see how liberal we are.

[htuttle]

20. Well, then I wouldn't need the horns, I guess...

:evilgrin:

[thecrow]

4. Eventually they'lll label us as enemy combatants anyway

Doesn't matter what you wear.
If you are demonstrating or voting against them...
off to Guantanamo.

[sam sarrha]

5. doesnt matter, we wont need them long before we are moved to the ovens

[yurbud]

7. "Please pile up your birkenstocks, piercings, and blackberries here..."

"It is simply delousing..."

[yurbud]

6. they'll give you your own orange jumpsuit soon enough

[Warpy]

10. Anything but teal or purple

those are NOT my colors.

[Philosoraptor]

11. You're not going to Gitmo wearing THAT are you?

my wife, as I leave for the evening.

[yurbud]

15. Rush Limbaugh already sells "Club Gitmo" gear for those who want

to plan ahead.

[Arkham House]

8. Something snazzy and spandexy...

...with bright colors...and on the chest, a clenched fist against an American flag background...has a ring to it, doesn't it...?

[Philosoraptor]

9. I'm thinking peach maybe, or mauve

is puce a color?

[originalpckelly]

12. If we are gonna fight, let's clash, I say bright orange...

and lime green pants, with a bright yellow top.

[Philosoraptor]

13. how bout this little number?

[yurbud]

16. you need to shave and use some eyeliner

[Philosoraptor]

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