I want to work for Keith Olbermann.....

[waiting for hope]

I would love to have the job picking the music that follows the Top Three Sound Bites. What job would you want?

[babylonsister]

1. Does tucking him in at night count? nt

[waiting for hope]

3. Hmmmmm........

Let me see, YES. As well as reading him a bed time story and kissing him goodnight. Only had ten spots though.

[Scoot420fla]

2. Any or all of the above...(voted for ALL)...n/t

[rzemanfl]

4. Armed guard, I'm sure he has people to do all that other stuff. n/t

[Betsy Ross]

5. How about Keith Olbermann for Press Secretary

to our next, elected President?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Hate mail proofreader and spellchecker

Talk about job security...

[waiting for hope]

7. Better yet, responding

to BillO's hate mail to Keith....that's got to either be the most fun because the Big Talking Head is so full of shit or the most slimy.....can't decide.

[kestrel91316]

8. I'd be his cat vet, but I don't know if he has any..................and

there's the issue of whether or not I'm licensed to practice in whatever state he lives in.............

[cynatnite]

9. I would want to be his DU liasian...

Oh, the power I would have!

[waiting for hope]

10. I sometimes think that he has one...

There have been a few times that stories 5 through 3 seem like they were taken from DU's Greatest Page. It sometimes gets a little creepy. But then again, I hope he may chance across one of my posts and :crazy: .....I'm happily married...

dee dee dee.

[SharonRB]

11. Gotta pick out the ties, of course!

[Sparkly]

12. Okay, then I'll pick out all the rest of his clothes.

:evilgrin:

[Mz Pip]

13. Dresser

Well, a girl can fantasize can't she?

But seriously ( giggle)I'd love to troll the RW sites looking for material for him. There must be tons of untapped lunacy out there that needs to be exposed.

Rapture Ready comes to mind, though maybe they're all gone now...

Mz Pip
:dem:

[genie_weenie]

14. Minister of Keepin' It Real.

Come on we all know the popular need more than yes people surrounding them. Think what a Keepin' It Real person could have done for MC Hammer...

All Glory is fleeting...

[RevCheesehead]

15. Keeper of the suspenders and floaty hearts.

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[VeggieTart]

16. Anything except driver

I don't have a license, so that's out.

[TOhioLiberal]

17. All of the above...

...including chauffeur, chief cook and bottle washer, girl friday (hell anyday!) :)

[Dem2theMax]

18. Ahem.

His "personal" assistant. ;)


(Can't believe no one else took that one. LOL.)

[Berry Cool]

19. I KNEW someone would take that job

if I didn't do it first. Hmph.

Tell you what. I'll be his cook. And bring him special treats. :evilgrin:

[Dem2theMax]

20. LOL!

I couldn't believe no one beat me to it.

OK, you be his cook. As I'm a terrible cook, if you share some of that food with me, I'll share some of Keith's 'special treats' with you. (I'm SO bad.) :evilgrin: right back at ya! ;)