Bill Clinton's letter to Chris Wallace:

[trof]

OK, I posted this in the LOUNGE.
It is an original composition.
:-)
Unbelievably it got 13 recs for "Greatest".
A few urged me to post it here so the votes (if any) would count.
So...here ya are:

Dear Chris,

As I had anticipated, the interview we taped on Saturday for Sunday broadcast was both stimulating and enlightening. It was great fun.
For both of us I hope.

Enclosed please find your ass.
I meant to hand it to you immediately following the taping, but what with one thing and another it just slipped my mind.
My most sincere apologies.
I guess age is taking its toll.

You will find that the anus is a bit larger than the one you had when you were last connected to your ass.
Actually, it's a brand new one.
I tore it myself.

Look on the bright side.
If you've had any hemorrhoid problems in the past, I'm confident you will not in the future.

Call me next time you're up in Harlem. I know a great place for ribs.

Cordially,
Bill Clinton

[Love Bug]

1. Make that 14 recommendations! Lol!

[originalpckelly]

2. THAT IS GREAT!!!

:rofl:

[havocmom]

3. .

:rofl:

New rumor: Some people say evilDUer trof IS Bill Clinton. :evilgrin:

[ms liberty]

4. Love it! n/t

[madinmaryland]

5. Bookmarked and Recommended!!!

:thumbsup:

[rocktivity]

6. Reminds me of a football game announcer

who advised a badly-faked out defensive player that he'd "find his jockstrap on the twenty-third yard line."

:rofl:
rocknation

P.S. I'll be referring to Chris Wallace as Stimpy from now on.

[swimmernsecretsea]

7. Now, how were you able to get ahold of WJC personal correspondence?

Very good, btw. Of course, Wallace's testicles were nowhere to be found.

[DKRC]

9. They were in Bill's pocket as he left the building!

Great post!

[bluescribbler]

36. Nothing to be found

Chris never had any balls.

[liberal N proud]

8. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl:

[gully]

10. Too funny.

eom

[Alamom]

11. Hilarious, Trof.........Thanks for a great laugh n/t.

[Maraya1969]

12. BRAVO!

:yourock:

[Melissa G]

13. excellent!

[npincus]

14. LOL

[Lochloosa]

15. Beautiful...Kicked

[rustydog]

16. LOL Great! I'd add: Not only is it a new asshole,

but according to a proctologist friend of mine, it is a perfect asshole. how apropos.

[Wells]

17. A heaping helping....

My immediate thought watching Bill's sharp retort was - he's giving Chris Wallace a heaping helping of whoop-ass!, with Arky accent n' evrathing. Have some whoop-ass on yor act there, boy! Ooo, that felt good.

[RevCheesehead]

18. I told ya you should've posted it here!!

Mine is #42. :hi:

[VeggieTart]

25. And Mr. Olbermann is awesome, too

He's been tearing the Bushies apart lately. I believe I almost saw steam coming out of his ears Monday night.

[RevCheesehead]

26. He sure has!!

Welcome to DU, VeggieTart! :hi:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

19. LOL Very Good! Thanks! K&R

[grannylib]

20. Send it to Fox Fraudcasting in response to the SHIT they have posted on

their website!!!

[madokie]

21. just made it 58

[oasis]

22. Chris Wallace won't be smirking in Harlem.

[kelliebrat]

23. That is GREAT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I've got to send that to a 'fauxnews' fan of mine, if it's alright with you.

[Maven]

24. I just yelled out loud in my apartment at the second line.

As if my neighbors don't think I'm crazy enough for yelling at the television set every night.

:rofl:

[Mr_Spock]

27. Very good!

:rofl:

[lonestarnot]

28. tee hee! Good one!

I'm sure pissy Chrissy will enjoy it.

[joefree1]

29. A repuke ass, fava beans and a nice Chianti

Nice job Big Dog.

[Hissyspit]

30. He had Chris Wallace's ass in his possession when he did the Olbermann

interview 30 minutes later!

[rhiannon55]

31. LOL!

That is just priceless! My hubby's dozing on the couch and I SO want to wake him up and read your letter to him. It's one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you, trof, for a much-needed laugh!:rofl:

[trof]

32. I'm dedicating this thread to the late, great 180.

Ed passed away yesterday and I'm sure gonna miss his wit, wisdom, and stories.
I think he would have liked this too.
Many thanks to all for the recs.

Rest in Peace, Ed.
O8)
We'll never forget you.
:grouphug:

[maine_raptor]

33. Fantastic!!!

Just made it 89. :thumbsup:

[midnight]

34. This is so so funny... It is not real though,right?

[trof]

35. No, I wrote it. Just satire.

[Raffi Ella]

37. LOL!

:kick: