These are friggin hilarious (read):-D

[edhopper]

"- Two Republicans walk into a bar. One orders a scotch. The other orders the invasion of Iraq.

- What’s the difference between Dubya and a cement block?

A cement block would veto something other than stem-cell research."

Read the rest here;
http://www.augustafreepress.com/stories/storyReader$40621

[Phredicles]

1. *snerk* Recommended!

The fact that these appear to be from a paper in Virginia says a lot about how things are going, too.

[edhopper]

2. I think it's Georgia,

but that only makes your point stronger.

[tjwash]

3. A drunk, a war criminal, and a spoiled frat boy walk into a bar...

...the bartender says "Hi President Bush"

[tjwash]

4. What would YOU do?

You are in Louisiana ( New Orleans to be specific). There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer . Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It’s George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options. You can save the life of G. W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.

So here’s the question, and please give an honest answer:










































Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

[edhopper]

5. I'd go with color

and hopefully have a motor-mount on my camera to capture all the action.

[Glenda]

6. My fave by far:

- Dubya, a blonde and a cement block are in a row boat; two of them aren't the worst president in American history.

:spray:

[edhopper]

7. Yeah,

that one got my vote too:-)