I tortured a guy for some directions...

[specimenfred1984]

He wouldn't give me the info I needed so after 2 simulated drownings and a dog attack, he told me where the nearest gas station was.

These people/terrorists better start talking when I ask them a question.

Sincerely,

Completely Batshit Insane American Fool

[Junkdrawer]

1. ...and the funny thing was that there was no gas station there....

I think he was telling me what I wanted to hear. Hmmmm, wonder why....

[Bunny]

2. I had to do that yesterday at the Quickie Mart.

The clerk was hassling me about my change, so I fastened some electrodes to his nuts and started zapping away. That'll be the last time he tries to tell me that he "can't change a fifty".

[yellowcanine]

4. I had to do it to the clerk in the express line at Giant. He tried to

tell me that the six apples in my bag counted as six separate items. After I dragged him across the counter by his necktie and gave him a quick nut squeeze he relented.

[Buzz Clik]

6. Let me guess -- he gave you three 15 dollar bills and the rest in quarters

[bryant69]

3. Completely batshit?

That's a lot of work, isn't it?

Bryant
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[petronius]

5. This is all pretty exciting...

School starts this week, and this quarter when I ask a question in class I'm damn sure going to get an answer! And "I didn't do the reading" isn't going to fly - kids who use that excuse are just junior terraists who need the voltage turned up a bit...

[poverlay]

7. I guess if you don't laugh you have to cry... n/t