How long would it take bush to crack were he Waterboarded?

[Philosoraptor]

:sarcasm:

Its not torture, its waterboarding, a harmless interrogation method that shows good results getting info and false confessions from prisoners of war. It's my understanding that one is tied to a board and literally dunked head first into a trough of water, Clockwork Orange style till the subject feels as if he is actually going to drown and die.

I wonder how long of a duration it would take for our macho fighter pilot president to start to give up his ominous state secrets or how long it would take to make him learn all the words to "Over the Rainbow" and sing it like Judy.

[BlooInBloo]

1. Since it isn't tortue (per idiot son), it don't count as a threat, right?

[Lautremont]

2. In the time it would take to say the word "waterboard,"

before you even strapped him in.

[skids]

3. Depends...

Beer, or water?

[ms liberty]

4. Less than one minute...he's a bully, which means he's chickenshit...

That's the thing about bullies - when they're punched in the nose they run home to mama, crying and whining.

[MuseRider]

5. He would be blabbing

the minute it was apparent he was captured. He would never make it to waterboarding unless his captives were as cruel as he is and did it just for the hell of it.

[shain from kane]

6. He gagged when he was teabagged at Skull & Bones. It's not

torture. It's less harmful than fraternity pranks, dontcha know?

[Swamp Rat]

7. a nanosecond after the word "waterboarded" was mentioned

[rurallib]

8. He wouldn't even make it to the board.

[LSparkle]

9. About as long as it takes him to get to "Sept. the 11th" in his speeches

Which, at last count, was like ... 20 seconds.

[me b zola]

10. He'd crap his pants if his armed guards were taken away from him

...and he'd bawl like a baby as soon as he was taken into custody, screaming for them that they could have his daughters if they'll spare his life.

[Lisa]

12. "Do it to Laura!"

(with apologies to George Orwell, for borrowing from "1984")

[Blackthorn]

11. You wouldn't even get his head underwater.

[NewJeffCT]

13. He'd piss his pants before they started running the water

The guy has been a coward all his life.

[The_Casual_Observer]

14. A more aggressive method: "jr, I'm taking $1000 of your money".

That would be enough to send any rw bastard over the edge.

[Lilith Velkor]

15. "...and I'm giving it to a poor black family."

He'd be like, "NOOOOOO!!"

[The_Casual_Observer]

17. Now you are advocating serious torture.

What's the matter with you?

[Lilith Velkor]

19. Hey, I didn't mention they were gay pagans

*That* would be serious.

[3waygeek]

16. Bush is already cracked n/t

[jmowreader]

18. He wouldn't crack at all

The reason, of course, is that he'd accidentally get a waterboard operator who voted for Kerry, and two hours after they dunked him..."oh, you mean we were supposed to bring him back up? Oops."

[greenbriar]

20. are you kidding. Don't you know the biggest bullies are BABIES

they can dish it out and curl up in a ball when given the same...



He is a panzy who bullies because he can but give it back and he whimpers and cries

[madokie]

21. he would be pissing himself at the sight of a water board