REPUBLICAN PARTY MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION T SHIRT

[liberaldemocrat7]

http://www.zazzle.com/maximus7/product/235971914463159068

REPUBLICAN PARTY

MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION

TO APPLY YOU MUST CHECK ONE

o I DON'T CARE ABOUT BLACKS
o I DISLIKE SOCIAL SECURITY
RECIPIENTS
o I DISLIKE MINIMUM WAGE
WORKERS
o I DISLIKE SPANISH PEOPLE
o I DON'T WANT GOVERMENT TO HELP
THE POOR
o I BELIEVE TIMOTHY McVEIGH HAD
THE RIGHT MOTIVES

[Freedom_from_Chains]

1. Yeah but I think you have to check all to get in

or attend training sessions.

[tk2kewl]

2. One major omission:

I believe God selected George W Bush as president.

[Kikosexy2]

3. They forgot...

"I Love Ann Coulter" and "I Watch Fox News"...and "George Bush is Jesus of Crawford"

[Kierkegaard]

4. And also:

"A woman's right to choose is my business"
"Facts are not germane to an argument"
"I'd have a beer with GW (probably lots of 'em)"
"9/11 is Clinton's fault"

[Kikosexy2]

5. ...It's all..

Clinton's Fault...Hurt me Baby, I love Torture..

[Kierkegaard]

6. Thanks for reminding me.

Sometimes, I fergit...

[DesertRat]

7. Don't forget

"Don't like gay people"

[liberaldemocrat7]

8. I can only fit so much text on a t shirt.

Thank you for your replies.

[DesertRat]

9. So much Republican hate

so little t-shirt space. :-)

[Jack Rabbit]

10. May I suggest some improvements?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT BLACKS
Unless they're rich

I DISLIKE SOCIAL SECURITY RECIPIENTS
Because they don't work for me cheap

I DISLIKE MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS
Except the ones who work for me

I DISLIKE HISPANIC PEOPLE
Except the ones who work for me and because I don't even pay them minimum wage

I DON'T WANT GOVERNMENT TO HELP THE POOR
The government should only give the rich a handout

TIMOTHY McVEIGH COULD NOT HAVE BEEN A TERRORIST
He wasn't a Muslim