Who would you rather have a beer with? Bush or Chavez?

[KansDem]

In keeping with the standards for national/international leadership set by our Corporate Media, this poll will determine who is the better candidate for the Office of President. Be advised, this poll could be sent to CBS "Evening News" for Katie Couric to use in one of her hard-hitting, investigative reports.

[LSparkle]

1. Tequila shooters with Chavez ...

[William769]

2. Other.

Neither! And I like beer.

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. Have the beer with Hugo, piss it on bush.

[QuestionAll...]

11. ROFL! right on.

[NotGivingUp]

19. good one!

[Kikosexy2]

20. Oooo....

Golden Showers...Jeff Gannon and KKKarl Rove will be there as well...Hell, they can do that at Slammers (Sex Club) in L.A.

[AZBlue]

4. I don't see my choice:

If these are my only two options, I'll never drink again.

[NYCGirl]

8. LOL! I'd give up drinking...retroactively!

[mmonk]

5. Is this a trick question?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

I'm sure this poll is going to make some Fundi-website

"DUrs cozy up to Chavez over beer."

[MrCoffee]

6. This poll is getting Freeped. 1 vote for Bush?

[KansDem]

12. Maybe it was read as "Busch?"

[Warpy]

7. Well, I don't drink and I avoid smoky bars like the plague

but Chavez is on my list of potential dinner guests. I think he'd be dogmatic but interesting, shake things up a bit.

Stupid has been off it since 1973. Don't ask until that family is disgraced and out of power.

[high density]

9. Don't care to know either of them

Both are nuts in their own way.

[blm]

10. Bush, so I could call the press when he dances naked on a bar.

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[SmokingJacket]

13. Beer with any politician sounds like Hell.

Except maybe with the Big Dog. I bet he has some good stories...

[Crazy Dave]

14. Bush...but only the "Girls Gone Wild" Bush twins

[Swamp Rat]

15. ¡MÁS que una cerveza!

:beer:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

16. I'd Rather Not Drink Beer With Either POS.

Neither one of them are people I care to be in the company of.

If I was forced to choose, however, I'd choose Chavez. As much as I don't trust him, like him or condone some of his behavior, at least I know he has a brain in his head and most definitely has some knowledge and insight I could find useful. Bush? Not so much...

[Imagevision]

17. Bush "mis-speaks" too much - bush, "pull my finger"

[HereSince1628]

18. Barbecued Bush served with Beer...& I could share with Hugo.

That thought just made me sick to my stomach :puke:

[KamaAina]

21. I'm gonna go with Chavez here

basically because, to my knowledge, he's not a dry drunk. There's no telling what Bush** might do after you got a beer or two in him. Hopefully it wouldn't involve the red button... :nuke:

[KingFlorez]

22. I don't drink beer, but if I did it would be with Chavez

[jmowreader]

23. Chavez would probably let you finish your beer

Bush, on the other hand, would guzzle his beer, then steal yours and drink it, polish off the rest of the six-pack, and start a fistfight with someone whose brother was killed in Iraq.

If you decide to drink beer with Bush, you better bring a baseball bat with some nails in it and $500 to bail yourself out of the county jail.

[Robbien]

24. Plus be ready to pay the bar tab

and give Abramoff's replacement $25,000 just for the honor of being in the same barroom with beer guzzling brawling Bush.

[sweetheart]

25. bubble bubble bubble

Foaming on the top,
he was as angry as Guiness,
embedded in a million hearts,
the pint-puppet is consumed.