Breaking: Hugo Chavez target of defamation lawsuit.

[Tom Joad]

Today the Devil himself filed a lawsuit in Federal Court, charging that Hugo Chavez's comments comparing him to President Bush finally crossed the line.

"It is true that my reputation is not exactly stellar, and maybe for good reason, but there are limits to what I would do. Bush does things that would make me cringe. Though i may be an inspiration for Bush, I feel that Bush takes evil to levels i never imagined. Therefore i am moving forward with legal action as the only remedy left for me to at least salvage some kind of respect, which being on the same level as Bush i would lose that completely."

Some were not convinced that this was the only remedy Satan was pursuing.

When asked if he would be willing to work with the Bush administration on taking down the Chavez government through an arranged coup, the Devil slyly smiled and said no comment.

[Greeby]

1. .......................

:rofl:

[Coexist]

2. >>>>>>>>>>>>

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Annces]

3. dark humor

our relief from our great leader.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :rofl:

[Karenina]

4. ==============

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ShortnFiery]

5. The Devil's in The House of the D.C. Bums ... Fiddle on! n/t

:crazy: :rofl:

[chill_wind]

6. LOL!

[Joanne98]

7. Good one!

[Nite Owl]

8. You should have put up

a warning on this one. I have coffee all over now!:rofl: :rofl:

[AlamoDemoc]

9. LOOL ..rocomended

[countryjake]

10. Finally a Chavez post worthy of comment!

:rofl: :rofl:

[az chela]

11. I love it,Can I testify,can I can I???

[RangerSmith]

12. Now that's funny! /nt

[Peace Patriot]

13. I think Jesus and His Dad might want to join this lawsuit, and amend it

a bit to include Bush and his use of their names to foment torture, slaughter of innocents, greed, hatred and blasphemy. We get Chavez to settle out. We get the combined whammy of God, Jesus and Lucifer (suing Bush for impersonation), and, wow, we might even get some of our money back from the Bush Junta. Even the Bushite Supreme Court would quake in their robes--at Entities that whisk them into Hell in a micro-second.

[negativenihil]

14. I actually convinced the Dark Lord himself to file these charges

No kidding here - he totally was going to let it slide at first.

[Liberal Dose]

15. Oh my goodness!

That was darn funny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tblue]

16. Devil = Cheney

So Cheney's suing Chavez, eh?

[LiberalinNC]

17. Sticks and Stones my break my bones...but names will never hurt me!!!

Grow up Georgie!!!

[MrCoffee]

18. thanks a lot. you owe me a new pair of pants.

these are soaked now! LMFAO!

[countryjake]

19. Just gotta Kick & Recommend this!

Well done, Tom!

[goodhue]

20. Satan is a public figure

He has no case. But I appreciate his concern over the smear.

[Tom Joad]

21. Just manipulating the system to get some PR, i say.

[Sparkly]

22. LOL!!

Nice one!!! :rofl:

[katinmn]

23. LMAO

:rofl:

[Poll_Blind]

24. K&R! Laughing my ass off over here at the truth in that... n/t

PB

[Divine Discontent]

25. om goodness!

I didn't think Chavez's calling bush devil was right. that's about the only thing I wouldn't call him. now evil, that's another story... he should have said Bush's actions are clearly evil since he encourages torture and bloody warfare that don't speak to his "christian" beliefs.




But, when I read this post - I'm glad he called him that, because Tom made a damn funny joke out of it!

:)

[Prophet 451]

26. Funny

I actually worship the devil and even I found that amusing.

[Canuckistanian]

27. I'd like to hear from the Devil's advocate first

I think the details are in the devil.

[JimDandy]

28. LOL! That's way more funny than Letterman's joke

tonight about not sure who was being insulted, the Devil or Bush. :evilgrin:

[threadkillaz]

29. Google "bush is the devil" gets 83,400 returns already

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=%22bush+is+the+devil%22&btnG=Search


omg.

[doctor_garth]

30. link?

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[Zorra]

31. Link?

:evilgrin:

[Vidar]

32. Cute.

[Scurrilous]

33. Kick

:kick:

[NotGivingUp]

34. Good one!

[Ganja Ninja]

35. I don't blame him one bit.

A thing like that could ruin a mans reputation. How would you like it if people kept pointing and laughing at you and saying "How ya doing Mr Bush?"

[robertpaulsen]

36. Tom, do you write for The Onion?

Honestly, this is spot-on, drop-dead funny satire. You made me:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Tom Joad]

37. Does Jon Stewart have a writers slot open?

aw shucks, thanks.

[eppur_se_muova]

38. Ayup. Saw it comin'.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2837291&mesg_id=2839186