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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:27 PM
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Was That "Sulfur Smell" That Chavez Mentioned Actually Bush's Farts?
We all know that bush loves to fart. I like to watch his speeches and try to guess when he's farting. There
are two dead giveaways: 1) when he learns on the podium and sticks his ass out, and 2) when he gets
that smirk for no apparent reason.

It's entirely possible the bush stunk up the UN with more than his childish speech. He may have lofted
a few zephyrs that hadn't yet dissipated when Chavez took to the stage.

It's possible... :evilgrin:
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indepat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:29 PM
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1. My best laugh of the day
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:29 PM
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2. No. It was a Book of Revelations reference.
I'm surprised the devout Christians missed that one. Grrrrrr...
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:29 PM
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3. I think you may be right!
:rofl:
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nam78_two Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:29 PM
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4. I was speculating about that too
:evilgrin:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:30 PM
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5. That's what Craig Ferguson reckoned on the Late Late Show.
He also said that when Chavez called Bush 'El Diablo,' Bush probably thought he'd confused him with a professional wrestler. :)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:30 PM
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6. he did have a "blowing ass" air about him that day...
wonder if the WH kitchen whipped up an extra-large tub of refried beans the night before.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:31 PM
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7. Thats when those Thomas Kincaide glade shitter candles would have
come in handy.

There is nothing Kincaide won't put his name on.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:33 PM
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8. Oh. my.
:nuke: Now I'm even more disgusted at the thought of watching him give a speech. :nuke:
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:39 PM
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9. see thread from yesterday
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