Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

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Written by President Bush

(CeLebNewZ) - In what can only be described as an ole' geezer's rumble, witnesses at CNN's Atlanta studios say that real life "crap" was indeed beaten out of Bill O'Reilly by Lou Dobbs after O'Reilly, on air called Dobbs a quote, "flea brained snot head" whatever that means on CNN these days who knows. When asked what real life living "Crap" looks like, one witness at the scene said,

"I man one of the cameras on CNN's sound stage 17. About 15 minutes after Mr O'Reilly finished his Talking Points Memo somebody crashed through stage door 4. It was Lou Dobbs and he didn't have a smiley face on. 6 minutes later me and the rest of the crew found ourselves clean'n up this .. crap off the stage floor, Mr O'Reilly on his way to the hospital. It was kind of yucky, the live'n crap but that's what Mr O'Reilly had in him I guess. Lou Dobbs beat it out of him."

Dobbs, taken into custody by Atlanta police after the incident, O'Reilly taken to Atlanta Methodist General Hospital were both visited by CNN's Nancy Grace earlier today. Grace, speaking with reporters said that she's not sure who's at fault here, Lou Dobbs or whatever remains of Bill O'Reilly or his Factor but, as always, (tears in her eyes) Grace made it clear that

"Somebody's going to pay .. BIG time this time Larry (sniffle)", Grace breaking into even more tears (some of them real) speaking with Larry King Live on last night's Larry King Live show about the tragic Dobbs/O'Reilly/Living_Crap incident.

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