Caption Karl Rove....

[Catherine Vincent]

[MrCoffee]

1. Here's my lunch money! Take it! Leave me alone!!!

[ShortnFiery]

2. Oh NO! Here comes that freckled little read headed girl to beat me up

for my lunch money. Mommy, save me! :scared:

[no_hypocrisy]

3. But you wouldn't hit a kid wearing glasses, would you? n/t

[Arkana]

4. No, not Rove.

I'd hit him with something much bigger, pointier, and heavier.

[Blackhatjack]

5. "When I grow up I will lie,cheat & steal for power, AND help start a war!"

You have to wonder if evil could have been averted if someone had taken the time to straighten him out at this age.

[peekaloo]

6. Fortunately for his fellow students at Penis Envy Middle School

young Rove was armed only with a Red Ryder BB gun when he scaled the school's gymnasium and began firing indiscriminately.

He could have put an eye out with that thing.

[Coexist]

7. "my father is NOT gay"

:P

[regularguy]

8. Voted most likely to help a dim alcoholic sociopath achieve power.

[Ganja Ninja]

9. "Oh Satan if you promise to help me get back at the cool kids ...

I'll promise to serve you always."