What happens if Bush really is the Devil?

[NNN0LHI]

I am not all that religious and don't really believe all the Devil stuff.

But I have been wrong before.

So what happens if he is Satan himself? What do we do?

Don

[sandrakae]

1. Eventually he will go back to HELL where he belongs.

[FogerRox]

4. exactly, thank you.

[Swede]

2. Well,he'll probably start a nookular war with China or Russia.

Duck and cover? :shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. He's not; if anything he's merely a minor demon or imp.

An inconsequential little fuck who can't even wield a pitchfork properly. The sort of low-level subdemon who in any other universe would be relegated to short-sheeting beds and putting whoopee cushions under people's chairs at formal dinners. If Satan holds any national office, my guess is that he takes the form of Dick Cheney.

[spacelady]

6. He has certainly got you fooled. Which is what the devil has talent.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Not really: I don't actually believe in Satan.

I do believe that Bush is a sociopath, and so is Cheney. The difference between them is that Bush is a mean, stupid tool and Cheney is mean, cynical and smart. Bush is just Cheney's sock puppet.

[Erika]

16. Like most sociopaths W and Cheney are personal cowards

They love violence, as long as they are protected, and its against someone else. Even the innocent in forign countries who nver threatened us. That must really give them their jollies.

[niallmac]

17. The devil might be evil but do you think he'd also be a doofus?

Would the real devil fall off his Segway, choke on a pretzel, run over a policeman with
his bicycle, forget the rest of "fool me once"?

The devil may be sneaky but I don't think he wants to be
considered a total moron.

The devil should be suave and tan like George Hamilton.
The devil should be all about 'me' like Katherine Harris.

If the devil exists and is here on earth as a famous person
then I would guess the devil used to be General Curtis LeMay
and now is Condoleezza Rice. Just guessing.

[Erika]

18. Satan appears in many disguises

I guess with W, the disguise is a total inarticulate doofus.

[niallmac]

23. Well it's a great disguise. Had me fooled. n/t

[pitohui]

31. satan is the prince of lies

a harmless doofus is indeed one of the guises he has chosen but you will know them by their fruits (actions)

a man can smile and smile and fall off a pretzel and be a villain

[Vidar]

35. Well stated.

[spacelady]

19. He is heretofore a minor demon or imp with his finger on the

button with Duck Cheney telling him what to do....Oh I feel much better now!

[undergroundpanther]

5. Exorcise HIM

Put him BEHIND us, or Toss him into a burning lake of fire!!

I like that last one...

[Sabriel]

41. We've all heard how the US needs to get more exorcise

And here's a good place to start.

[mmonk]

7. I heard he was at the UN. Even left a smell of sulfer at the podium

[savemefromdumbya]

8. he usually hides the horns and tail

[uppityperson]

9. Is the anti-christ the same as the devil?

I've considered him the anti-christ for yrs but am not sure if this means he is the devil.

[DoYouEverWonder]

42. Both are the embodiment of dark energy

there is no light in them. Fortunately they are a rare breed.

[az chela]

10. Everyone in the middle east believes he is and for them

he really is!!!

[go west young man]

12. Translator became the devil.....

I just watched the Anderson Cooper 11 p.m. segment on Hugo Chavez and I noticed that they removed the soft spoken female translation that was heard earlier today and replaced it with an angry male voice full of vitriol. None of the lightness and sarcasm that Chavez used earlier was apparent. I think Chavez was right to hold up Chomsky as this act/example shows our media literally "manufacturing consent' on the spot. Anderson Cooper should be ashamed to be associated witht that kind of propaganda.

[Canuckistanian]

13. Didn't the Pope JPII call him the anti-christ?

I don't recall the specifics and I don't know if I believed the story at the time, but I remember something like that...

I do know that the JPII tried desperately during the last hours to stop the invasion of Iraq.

[spacelady]

21. YES!

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Then we wait for the Wise One to return, and tell Satan what is up.

Fortunately, he just stepped out for a smoke break.

[walldude]

34. Man... Ole' Bill would be having a field day with all that's

going on these days. I sure do miss him. :cry:

[Erika]

15. Laugh like hell at the stupid freepers who worship him

But then we can laugh at them anytime.

[blue agave]

20. My parents would have to

burn the 8x10 color glossy photo of him that they keep on the mantle.

[az chela]

25. You have to be kidding me

I would throw up if I had to look at that.Then I would start a nice fire with it

[Zhade]

22. Since there's no evidence 'the debbil' exists, I wouldn't sweat it.

He's evil enough without having to reinforce him with ancient mythology.

[spacelady]

26. Well those "Foosball be the Debbil" assholes are the ones who

still support * ! So mebbe we knead two rech owt too them.

[lumberjack_jeff]

24. Then we'll be the ones gettin' raptured...

... right out of a concentration camp.

:think:

[RebelOne]

36. The wackos at RaptureReady.com

believe that onces the anti-Christ appears, then the rapture will occur. Wouldn't it be ironic that the president that they all adore really is the Devil. I don't believe in any of that crap, but it would be funny.

[lpbk2713]

27. We all go to Las Vegas and blow him up.

:sarcasm:

[madrchsod]

28. he is not satan.

he is just plain evil. what do we do? we show people the light

[The_Casual_Observer]

29. He is, and we have already seen what happens.

[pitohui]

30. he is technically considered to be the antichrist

i don't think there is much dispute about it, is there, not really?

even if you don't believe that christ was an immortal being who is still alive and working good in the world, bush is clearly alive and working evil in the world so he qualifies as anti-christ even if you are an atheist

i've seen some tongue in cheek discussion of this but there is a hidden truth in these jests

i don't think chavez is technically wrong in any sense, i think * is indeed "a" devil if not "the" devil

anyone who works to spread disease, death, and fear is the devil or the word holds no meaning

[NNN0LHI]

39. You make some very valid points

Thanks for your input on this.

Don

[filer]

32. Chavez said he smells like the Devil.

Nah...Condie pulled his finger.

[spacelady]

33. Well, there you go. There is nothing better than a smell test as far as

I'm concerned.

[EFerrari]

37. There's still a doubt?

In that case, I'm gonna be packing my rosary. lol

[killbotfactory]

38. Then the Devil is much more of a dick than I thought

And he doesn't rock nearly as much as heavy metal implies.

[Lerkfish]

40. I have often stated that if he ISN"T the antichrist

then how much worse would the actual antichrist be?

If he's not the antichrist, then he's an antichrist wannabe, and is holding the place in line for when the real antichrist shows up.


tongue in cheek, of course

:sarcasm: