We are the torturers... Apologies to Queen

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've not done my sentence
Ain't committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've never had sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the torturers
No time for losers
'Cause we are the torturers - of the world -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
-
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the torturers - my friends
And we'll keep on torturing - till the end -
We are the torturers -
We are the torturers
No time for losers
'Cause we are the torturers - of the world -

Sung by Bush, Condi, Alberto and Dick