Caption First Lady Joker

[n2doc]

[acmavm]

1. She is one strange looking creature.

[Virginia Dare]

6. obviously fighting father time and losing...n/t

[JackBeck]

2. She looks like a Madame Tussaud wax replica. n/t

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

3. Easy, she's lip-synching ABBA's

I'm a Marionnette!

[Dora]

4. "I need a cigarette."

[Virginia Dare]

5. Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?..n/t

[Monkeyman]

11. LOL

Nicholson in drag

[FuzzyDicePHL]

15. How about,

"This town needs an enema."

Dunno where she is, but if it's DC then she's absolutely right.

[madrchsod]

7. the botox is wearing off....

boy, oh, boy does the camera hate her. if this is the best the photo editors can come up with just how bad are the others?

[madrchsod]

8. oh---the "church lady"

[AndyA]

9. Laura Bush: "...and then I bit the little bastard's head off and chewed it

up and spit it out on the ground. And that will be the last time I have to fuck with him. Now, where are the keys to my Impala?"

[Fridays Child]

10. I've had quite enough of you people making fun of George.

You are hereby ordered to move to Chile.

[Glorfindel]

12. How-do-you-do? I am C3PO, human-cyborg relations.

I am fully fluent in more than six million forms of communication. What's that, George2-Deetoo? Of course they don't like you. No one likes you. I don't like you, either. Well! How rude! Just you wait until Master Dick hears what you did. I have a baaaad feeling about this...

[buff2]

13. What's with the milk mustache?

Or is that something else? :blush:

[BuyingThyme]

14. She will be the first historical figure whose wax-museum renderings

will be more lifelike than the real thing.