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Edited on Wed Sep-20-06 12:10 PM by Jack Rabbit
For those who don't know, Bushese, like Newspeak, is a branch of the Owellian language family, just as English is a branch of the Indo-European family.
Bushese grammar is very difficult to decipher. It seems that what Mr. Bush and Mr. Tenet (who is also very fluent in Bushese) are trying to say is that the link between Saddam and al Qaida exists in their minds and that is what makes it real.
The Full Context Of The President's Quote Shows That He Was NOT Drawing An Operational Link Between Al Qaida And Saddam But Was Making The Point That Both Posed Threats To The World. QUESTION: "Mr. President, do you believe that Saddam Hussein is a bigger threat to the United States than al Qaida?" THE PRESIDENT: "That's a - that is an interesting question. I'm trying to think of something humorous to say. But I can't when I think about al Qaida and Saddam Hussein. They're both risks, they're both dangerous. The difference, of course, is that al Qaida likes to hijack governments. Saddam Hussein is a dictator of a government. Al Qaida hides, Saddam doesn't, but the danger is, is that they work in concert. The danger is, is that al Qaida becomes an extension of Saddam's madness and his hatred and his capacity to extend weapons of mass destruction around the world. Both of them need to be dealt with. The war on terror, you can't distinguish between al Qaida and Saddam when you talk about the war on terror. And so it's a comparison that is - I can't make because I can't distinguish between the two, because they're both equally as bad, and equally as evil, and equally as destructive." (President George W. Bush, Remarks In A Photo Opportunity With Colombian President Uribe, Washington, DC, 9/25/02) Mr. Bush appears is saying that both Saddam and Osama are villains, therefore there is a link between them. Does does not have to mean that the two men liked each other or even spoke to each other. To translate the Bushese into English, they working in concert means they are alike in some way.
Of course, since Saddam and Osama are alike in that both are mass murderers, one could also say that Bush and Saddam and Osama are alike in some way, or to translate it into Bushese, Bush and Saddam and Osama work in concert.
Tenet Testified That Iraq Was Providing Safe Haven To Al Qaida. SEN. CARL LEVIN (D-MI): "Would you say, Mr. Tenet, that the Zarqawi terrorist network is under the control or sponsorship of the Iraqi government?" TENET: "I don't know that, sir, but I know that there's a safe haven that's been provided to this network in Baghdad." LEVIN: "So you're not - well, you're saying that you don't know if they're under the support - that they are under the control or direction?" TENET: "Yes, sir. We have said - what we've said is Zarqawi and this large number of operatives are in Baghdad. They say the environment is good. And it is inconceivable to us that the Iraqi intelligence service doesn't know that they live there or what they're doing." (George Tenet, Select Committee On Intelligence, U.S. Senate, Hearing, 2/11/03)
Let's translate this from Bushese. Iraq is providing a safe haven to al Qaida simply Mensa members of al Qaida are located in Iraq and the Iraqi government know it. If one does not realize that the first statement is Bushese rather than English, one might get the idea that this means that the Iraqi government is supporting al Qaida. Tenet was attempting to translate Bushese into English for Senator Levin. So he begins by saying the doesn't know that Iraq is sponsoring al Qaida, and then says that (again translating from Bushese into English) that Zarqawi is in Baghdad and that most likely Saddam knew he was there. He just didn't make it clear that the Bushese original didn't say that Saddam approved of Zarqawi.
Now let's practice some Bushese.
English: Dope peddlers are located in Washington, DC and the Bush administration is aware of this. Dope peddlers are bad people, just like Bush, who violates the Geneva Conventions and plunges his nation into a costly, unnecessary war.
Bushese: The Bush administration is providing a safe haven for dope peddlers. Bush works in concert with dope peddlers.
Simple, right?
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