While some people count the days to the Rapture and Second Coming, I

[Skidmore]

am waiting for the dawning of the new Enlightenment and another Age of Reason. Amen.

[orpupilofnature57]

1. Now that would be Heavenly!

Have you ever checked out. http://www.voltaire.ox.ac.uk/www_vf/default.ssi

[sarcasmo]

2. Is their a new date? I sure hope it's Saturday because I have a Fundie

Family get together where I am the only Liberal, please oh please let it be Saturday.

[and-justice-for-all]

3. I hate to break it to them there rapture ready morans...

..But there are only 2 ways these freaks are escaping the boundries of this world:

1: Wait it out until you DIE of natural causes...or
2: Pills, a bullet to the Head or assisted suicide.

Thats it; NO Rapture bus is coming to pick them up...YOUR STUCK HERE WITH THE REST OF US! Trust me, it sucks for us nonbelievers too!

[Freedom_from_Chains]

4. You and me both

I feel sorry for people who force themselves into living a life of doom and gloom and somehow think they are being above it all.