When Dubya pats Clinton on the back what is he really thinking?

[Caoimhe]

1. I wish I could get a blow job!
2. I bet he know the Yiddish word for that!
3. If I touch Clinton enough my daddy will love me.
4. Touching.. Feeling folks here.. will help them forget I'm a complete buffoon.

I should have made a poll, I know. Oh well next time.

[rwenos]

1. People Love Him MORE!

Bush's self talk:

"Why can't people LIKE me the way they LIKE this yahoo from . . . . Arkansas! This is just the kind of phony jerk trailer trash they let into Yale when I was there. Those fucks! I HATED those little shits, who didn't know who my grandaddy and daddy were. Guess they know NOW, huh!

"This phony piece of shit. I have to make nice with THIS in front of the cameras?

"Think I'll shower when I get back to the Residence. Maybe Pickles will wash my back.

"Why does he have to SQUEEZE so hard? I don't like looking UP to this piece of shit.

"Fuck him."

[Dr.Phool]

2. Damn! Where did I leave that knife?

[hippiechick]

3. "Tell me why daddy loves you more than me !!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaah" :cry: Whine, snivel, snort.


:silly:

[muntrv]

4. So tell me, how do you act like a Southerner?

[DeadManInc]

5. If I only had a fucking brain!!

[Richard D]

6. Why doesn't he have . . .

. . . one of those magic electrialized dohicky box thingie that tells me what to say?

[Hawkowl]

7. This is where I'm going to stick the knife.

I'm serious. Psychopathic shrub boy can't stand the thought of losing a popularity contest.

[Bad Penny]

8. I think Bush is thinking about killing most people and things he comes

into contact with

[BrotherBuzz]

9. "Man, he does all that speechifying without an electronic doohickey!"