bush to speak of threat from Iran & Syria at UN. Y'know what that means

[Philosoraptor]

Of course you know this means war. Or at least the threat of war. And I'm sure he'll mention torturing those who oppose us cause that's what cheney and rummy wrote for him to read.

The president o f Iran will not get to run into bush in the halls of the UN because he decided to skip it today, so bush won't have to hide from him, or negotiate with him before we begin our war against him.

Seems like I fondly recall dubya going to the UN and warning the world that Saddam had nuclear weapons of mass destruction and was definitely going to use them on New Jersey, and sure enough, we went into Iraq to make war a big profits and everybody dead.

Its all bad, very bad.

[Kutjara]

1. I wonder if he'll beat his shoe on the desk, while...

...making his tinpot dictator speech.

I feel sorry for Bush. He must be thinking, "Fuck me, what does a guy have to do to start Armageddon around here? All these Eurofaggots and Commie peacenicks are screwing the whole deal. C'mon and try to nuke us already! Then we can really get down to it."

[midnight]

2. You are reading his thoughts..

[Skidmore]

3. Awww, Jeez, when is someone going to give this guy

a piece of their mind to his face and in public? And I don't mean a reporter. I mean someone with some power. I'm so sick of this bellowing idiot in love with is own voice. I'm sick of the oughtas and shouldas and being told about his attitude towards. Well, a whole lot of the WORLD has an attitude about his insane ideas of freedom and democracy.

[Philosoraptor]

4. One watershed moment would do the trick

Someone has to get the ball rolling, I agree. Or several someones who are finally fed up and unafraid. Its way past too late to get rid of these assholes.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. There should be a playground at the U.N., then the boys

could gather round Georgie and show him how things work in the real world.

[Eurobabe]

5. Will the little man sit in the BIG CHAIR again?

LMFAO.

[Leopolds Ghost]

7. Then it's WAR! (the Iranian Minister DID refuse to shake his hand...) nt

[Leopolds Ghost]

8. Look at Busholini. He sits before you... an abject figure.

I Abject!

"Busholini, you're charged with high treason. And if found guilty,
you'll be condemned.

Busholini, when were you born?"

I don't remember. I was just a little baby.

"Busholini, what is your position on the need to eliminate foreign terrorists?"

I'd like some.

"You'd like some what?"

Eliminate. A nice, cool glass a-liminate. Say, I got one for you.
What's large, gray and steals elections?

"That sort of testimony is irrelevant."

Hey, that's right! Ir-elephant. Ha ha!

"I say again, Look at Busholini. He sits there, a Pitiable OBJECT.
(let's see you weasel out from under that one.)

Now it's my turn to be irrelevant. Guards, strike up the UN trumpets!

Ohhh...

These are the laws of my administration...

No one's allowed to smoke
Or tell a dirty joke.
And whistling is forbidden.

If chewing gum is chewed
The chewer is pursued.
And in the hoosegow hidden...

If any form of pleasure is exhibited.
Report to me and it will be prohibited.

I'll put my foot down, so shall it be.
This is the land of the free.

The last man nearly ruined this place
He didn't know what to do with it.

If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait 'til I get through with it.

The country's taxes must be fixed
And I know what to do with it.

If you think you're paying too much now
Just wait 'til I get through with it.

I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair.
I'm strictly on the up and up
So everyone beware.

If anyone's caught taking graft
And I don't get my share

We stand 'em up against the wall
And pop goes the weasel!

If any man should come between her husband and his bride
We find out which one he prefers
By letting him decide!

If he prefers the other man
They both will step outside.

We stand 'em up against the wall
And pop goes the weasel!

[Philosoraptor]

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