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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 10:44 AM
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Lieberman's New Entitlement: The Handicapped Can Fend for Themselves.
Edited on Mon Sep-18-06 10:49 AM by FLDem5

Jesus' General made this great campaign poster for Joe:



from this Wonkette posting.




<snip>
"The ugly mafia sedan with the oddball vanity plate (2?) apparently belongs to Vinegar Joe Lieberman.

And yes, that’s a handicapped space.

Ned Lamont fans have posted typical responses — “I don’t think being morally handicapped entitles you to one of those spaces, does it?” — and we laughed at most of them."

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neoblues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:00 AM
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1. Vinegar Joe...
Enhancing Joe's moniker with vinegar reminded me of a bug** that reminded me of Joe...



A Giant Whip Scorpion ("Vinegarone"),
Mastigoproctus Giganteus



Note: not technically a 'bug' as it's a member of the family of spiders...
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:13 AM
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3. that is one ugly bug.
And I live in Florida. We KNOW ugly bugs.
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:28 AM
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4. Looks like a job for Tom Delay
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:03 AM
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2. I think "number 2" is a perfect moniker for Joe L.
Bathroom humor, maybe, but it's appropriate. :evilgrin:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:42 AM
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6. ha - I thought you meant second place at first
but you were usin' some of that scatalogical stuff Bush talks about, huh.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 01:41 PM
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8. Actually Lieberman is more like a number 3
That unrestrained blast of hot methane with which bush is so fond of expressing himself.

(Not that there's actually a number 3 associated with it, but it seems appropriate, eh?)
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AzDar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:31 AM
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5. "Vinegar Joe"....*chortle*. I kept telling my DH during the Primary
Debate re-broadcast on C-span that Joehole 'looked like he was weaned on pickles'.
:rofl:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:51 AM
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7. Frank Zappa said it best:
"In Washington
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE
An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU
You ain't even NUMBER TWO"


The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing - Frank Zappa

While you WORK THE WALL
WORK THE FLOOR
WORK THE PIPE
IN SERIOUS PAIN . . .

Some take the bible
For what it's worth
When it says that the meek
Shall inherit the Earth
Well, I heard that some sheik
Has bought New Jersey last week
'N you suckers ain't gettin' nothin'

Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around
With a napkin on
With a bell on a stick
An' your hair is all gone . . .
(The geek shall inherit nothin')

You say yer life's a bum deal
'N yer up against the wall . . .
Well, people, you ain't even got no kinda
Deal at all
'Cause what they do
In Washington
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE
An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU
You ain't even NUMBER TWO

Those Jesus Freaks
Well, they're friendly but
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'
(So whaddya do? Hey!)
Eat that pork
Eat that ham
Laugh till ya choke
On Billy Graham
Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham . . .
They're all a waste of time
'N it's your ass that's on the line
(IT'S YOUR ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)

Do what you wanna
Do what you will
Just don't mess up
Your neighbor's thrill
'N when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip . . .
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE . . .
(Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)


Perhaps one day Joe will realize his position to the GOP.

mikey_the_rat
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