Gallatin mayor let 'Thong Girl 3' be filmed in his office

[beam me up scottie]

From the http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060915/COUNTY08/609150407">Tennessean

Gallatin mayor let 'Thong Girl 3' be filmed in his office
He says he didn't know subject of comic book movie

By KATRINA CORNWELL
The News Examiner

GALLATIN — Mayor Don Wright has raised eyebrows in town by allowing the makers of "Thong Girl 3" to film in his office on a Sunday.
Wright says he supports filmmaking for economic development in town and only knew generally what the movie was about.
"They told me it was a film about a superhero woman and there was no nudity or any kind of offensive stuff in the film," Wright said.

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"I feel that if he used the city property to allow the filming of such a movie, that it's extremely degrading to the citizens of Gallatin, and I think it's totally unacceptable," District 2 City Councilman Dale Bennett said.

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White House filmmaker Glen Weiss stressed that his movie is "family friendly."
"This is definitely a PG-13 movie. There's no nudity, no cussing and no sex. The family can go to this," Weiss said.
"We go to comic book conventions. Kids come up to her. She has a cape on. She's very modest," he said.

Kids come up to her at conventions?

Really?

And the laser beams coming from her ass don't scare them?

From the http://thonggirlfilms.com/story.htm">thonggirl website:

While shopping at a lingerie store one day, Lana Layonme, an assistant district attorney, discovered a very special thong with magical powers. She found that by donning this unique red thong, she had the ability to fly. She also possessed superhuman strength and, much to her surprise (and initial shock) discovered that she was able to fire laser beams from her ass! While shopping at a lingerie store one day, Lana Layonme, an assistant district attorney, discovered a very special thong with magical powers. She found that by donning this unique red thong, she had the ability to fly. She also possessed superhuman strength and, much to her surprise (and initial shock) discovered that she was able to fire laser beams from her ass!

Appealing to her inherent do-gooder nature as a crusader for legal justice, she assumed the awesome responsibility of keeping Music City , USA safe from unlawfulness and corruption in the guise of THONG GIRL! Together with her superhero sidekick BoxerBrief Boy (aka Andy Andrews, hairdresser to the country stars) Thong Girl polices the skies of Music City with an iron fist and a fiery butt, making sure the city is safe for law-abiding citizens and hat-wearing country stars alike.

Thong Girl faces off against her nemesis, the Dark Widow, who's out to take over country music and turn its artists into rappers

:spray:

Together with her superhero sidekick BoxerBrief Boy (aka Andy Andrews, hairdresser to the country stars)

:spray:

I can't stand it!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[aquart]

1. Did the city get the check?

[beam me up scottie]

2. What?

Are you serious?

I haven't stopped laughing long enough to read the whole thing, I have no idea if they got paid...

[Wiley50]

34. I live right across the river in Lebanon and I had to go to DU

to hear about this!

Gallatin is Fundy Wacko Central

It's home to Trinity City
HQ of the Trinity Broadcast Network

I know what the old Geezers who meet every
morning down at Hardee's are talking about

[beam me up scottie]

36. Howdy, Neighbor!

I'm just north of the border and I work with people from Gallatin.

Fundy Wacko Central is right, that's why this is so priceless!
I'm not sure why they chose Gallatin instead of any other town, but if I had to guess, I'm sure the fact that it's TBN's home had a LOT to do with it.

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. I live in the weirdest country on the planet.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. The "normal" people scare me much more than the weird ones

that's for sure.

[Truthiness Inspector]

4. Yep

No clue at all that a film called "Thong Girl 3" might be somewhat, ahem, inappropriate.

Now, if it had been "Thong Girl 1" or "Thong Girl 2" it might have been more evident.

:rofl:

[Craig3410]

5. "The family can go to this."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

[Cleita]

6. Well, isn't that special?

:smoke:

[Bluebear]

7. Dang, them's some powerful ass lasers! nt

[Solly Mack]

8. When she cuts one...she really cuts one

Oh my.

[immoderate]

11. Better hope George Bush doesn't get a hold of one of these thongs!

Just sayin'

--IMM

[beam me up scottie]

16. He is their target audience.

I mean, this makes Howard Stern's Fart Man look like an Oscar contender.

[Bucky]

9. Sorta redefines "silent but deadly", doesn't it?

[immoderate]

10. Where the fuck have I been?

I didn't know a thing about this! :banghead:

Thanks for this information, BMUS.

Prediction: This will be moved to the Lounge like my International Talk Like a Pirate Day thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5635157


--IMM

[beam me up scottie]

14. But I included quotes from politicians.

And if you know anything about Tennessee, you just KNOW this will come back to haunt poor old Mayor Wright.

Or, should I say "soon to be ex-Mayor Wright"?

I swear, you couldn't make this stuff up.

[immoderate]

21. Hmm, you have a point.

I take it he is a Republican(?)

In that case he might even make it to the top 10. He seems dumb enough. On the other hand, there's so much competition for the top 10 these days.

--IMM

[WhollyHeretic]

12. What a selfless mayor

Going above and beyond for the good of the local economy.

I can't believe I missed the first two movies.

:spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :yoiks:

[Warren DeMontague]

13. This town must be in bad fuckin' shape. How much can they possibly get?

This thing looks astoundingly low budg.



http://thonggirlfilms.com/A-face-to-die-for!.jpg



...Reminds me of my days in film school, with an outlay that covered a couple rolls of black and white 16mm film, a rented clown suit, and a bag of seedy mexican ditch weed.

[beam me up scottie]

15. Gallatin is a fairly well-to-do suburb of Nashville.

But I'm sure they could use the dough, they were hit with two tornadoes last spring that caused extensive damage.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Hey, I have no problem with it. I do enjoy absurdity.

But I just don't see any avalanche of revenue coming out of this thing. Maybe I'm wrong. Clearly the laser beam shooting ass has never been done before.

[beam me up scottie]

20. This is easily the funniest thing I've read in quite some time.

I work with God-fearing people from Gallatin, trust me, this is HYSTERICAL.

[Warren DeMontague]

23. Just look at this picture... Talk about "family values"

!!!


I take back what I said about the budget, though. Clearly they've gone all out on special effects:

[beam me up scottie]

24. ROFL!

I love Willie!

And whose the kid with the pResidential ear flaps?

This is so great, I can't wait to go to work tomorrow...

[Richard Steele]

29. I'd bet a nickel that this production actually had much better...

...weed.

[WhollyHeretic]

19. Half an hour later and I'm still

:rofl:

Thanks for posting this BMUS, I needed the laugh.

[beam me up scottie]

22. I know, LOL!

And you're more than welcome.

My brother sent it to me and I laughed my ass off when I was typing it up to post here. Every time I dug a little deeper, it got even funnier.

The Onion couldn't even compete with this.

[NuttyFluffers]

25. "The Onion couldn't even compete with this."

truer words never spoken. it's like living through the funniest and most ridiculous 6 years in political history and stuck in church where you can't just belt out a guffaw. the times, they're so serious, so bad, so... ludicrous. sometimes i feel like i'm gonna blow my humor meter. it's like the comedian's version of hell: reality does a better job than you can in poking fun of itself, but the results are so sad that you also feel an overwhelming dismay at the same time.

[beam me up scottie]

27. Yeah, after crying myself to sleep every night for years,

I'll take my yucks where and when I can find them, but this, this was so sublime I just had to share.

[salvorhardin]

26. Holy pasta!

It's like the film's makers channeled the 14 year old Howard Stern and then said, "Wait! This isn't ridiculous enough!" :rofl:

[mcg]

30. Thong Girl 2 trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM9keVbsCfQ

[beam me up scottie]

31. LOL! LOL! LOL!

"I'm your new bitch!"

Yeah, I'd bring kids to see that!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I really can't take anymore, stop... please

[NuttyFluffers]

35. ... i think i ruptured my pancreas

:rofl:

[mcg]

28. What's that green ray coming out of her ass? Will this rival loneygirl15?

These are questions that need answers!

[gkdmaths]

32. HAHAHA!

She can stop a freight train with a laser beam from her ass!

:rofl: :wtf: :rofl:

[moggie]

33. Is that good for haemorrhoids?

Ouch.

I don't think this masterpiece will trouble IMDB's top 250 list, somehow.

[Orrex]

37. A noble end to the trilogy

Thank goodness that they found the funding--and a mayor willing to grant film-space--for this weighty production. Think of the fanbase, left otherwise to wonder about the ultimate fate of Thong Girl.

But if you ask me, they missed a golden opportunity here. Assuming that this is the last film in the cycle, it should be titled Thong Girl III: Thwan Thong.