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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 08:18 AM
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I could see myself voting republican, but only under torture.
A person will say or confess to anything under torture, that's the beauty of it, confessions are always guaranteed, but the information you are getting is not.

Soldiers are sworn and trained to resist torture, but no one can when the torture starts, only the strongest and most resolved. If you tortured me, I'd confess to killing Jonbenet, I wouldn't do well under torture, and neither would our so called president.

If you torture me enough, I'll vote for a republican president just like bush. And if you tortured bush for about 3 minutes, he'd confess to some shit that would make your head spin.
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ktowntennesseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 08:26 AM
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1. But I want B*sh to confess without the duress of torture.
Then the information, still just as head-spinning I'm sure, will be believable and hold up as evidence against him at his trial.

Then you can send him to one of his secret, no-big-deal prisons and torture him all you want! Perhaps we could make him eat preztels while riding a segway! :evilgrin:
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 08:40 AM
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2. If you tortured the chimp for ten seconds he'd
confess to every war crime and impeachable offense he's ever committed. Be careful what you wish for, Pres. Dumbass.
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