This post is for to the President of the United States.

[AIJ Alom]

And any and all of his henchmen from that other site that is so dear to his heart.

Mr. President I've taken into consideration your reading level, a la My Pet Goat, as well as your supposed voracious appetite for reading. Somewhere, I came across the astonishing fact that you are capable of reading two books a week. For your consideration I submit the following link of must read books that will help you in your time of need.

http://www.senate.gov/reference/resources/pdf/kidsbooks.pdf#search=%22the%20federal%20government%20and%20how%20it%20works%201st%20graders%22

This list of epic works includes the following which I am sure you will be particularly fond of...

House Mouse, Senate Mouse(They're all just mice, hehehe)
I'm Just a Bill (no, not Clinton)
Marshall, The Courthouse Mouse: A Tail of the US Supreme Court (that other branch of mice!)
Constitution, Translated for Kids (I and every non-sheep of an American HIGHLY RECOMMEND this book)
Shhh ! We're Writing the Constitution (and no this one is not about you, uncle Dick, and your friend Albert).
Give Me Liberty ! The Story of the Declaration of Independence (that nagging document that helps terror)
So You Want to Be President ? (Aw, shucks)

Granted, you may have read some of these already, a refresher wouldn't hurt considering your present circumstances. Enjoy !

Jack