Wolf Blitzer: We have new, breaking news on the issue of SPINACH.

[VolcanoJen]

On CNN. Seconds ago. Word-for-word.

We do indeed live in interesting times. }(

[ShortnFiery]

1. What? Is Popeye and Olive Oyl going to caution us not to eat the stuff?

[VolcanoJen]

3. STEP AWAY from the spinach! I can hear Wolf now...

"You're in the Situation Room, where we're monitoring your world. Is Killer Spinach lurking in your refrigerator? We have the details coming up."

Yeh, yeh, I know e coli isn't funny, but when Wolf talks about Breaking Spinach News, I have to laugh.

[ShortnFiery]

4. Very Nice

I appreciate your sense of humor. :hi:

Wolfie is a little "over the top" with his bravado announcements. Roger that! ;)

[yurbud]

7. Pretty soon they'll be opening with the dog down a well and for the human

interest piece at the end, cover the war in Iraq.

[texpatriot2004]

2. Popeye found dead from E-Coli? Where? Is CSU investigating?

Oh for Pete's sake...

[ShortnFiery]

6. No Worries

Captain Crunch is being transferred from the breakfast foods section to get to the bottom of this mess.

I am told that he will leaf no stone unterned.

Lettuce support him? :blush: :yoiks:

[texpatriot2004]

9. Certainly...I am all for Capt Crunch and his abilities :-) nm

[VolcanoJen]

10. *snort*

:rofl:

What about the Cookie Crisp guy? He's got one badass magic wand.

[texpatriot2004]

11. If he waves his wand just right, maybe he could bring Popeye

back?

[MrCoffee]

5. And people think CNN is a news network.

[Lost-in-FL]

8. Funny how spinach is more of a threat than OBL

:eyes:

[havocmom]

12. Havocdad has been trying to convince me that for years

This week it's: See, honey, spinach DOES kill!

[jazzjunkysue]

13. Ya gotta watch that mexican spinach.

[Generator]

14. Clearly this deserves a nomination

Cells of spinach spotted in Seattle.

[AntiFascist]

15. What bothered me most about Wolfie...

is when he asked Republicans if they are giving "aid and comfort to the Democrats" with respect to McCain's stand against the use of torture (as if the Democrats are also to be treated as an enemy). All I can say is, its a good thing that program has Jack Cafferty.