Dubya's New Book: Presidentin' For Dummies

[DesEtoiles]

written in purple crayon

[jazzjunkysue]

1. Chapter 1: Stay away from pretzles. And Segweys.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Chapter 2 Clearing Brussh

at the ol' Brussh Ranch

[MrCoffee]

3. Chapter 3: Childrens' Books are Hard Werk.

[BlueJazz]

4. Below is a Comprensive list of George W Bush's most Intelligent Thoughts.

[DesEtoiles]

15. you forgot - want some wood?

[greenbriar]

5. Chapter 4 How to screw people and get more money

.

[jazzjunkysue]

6. Chapter 3. Arithmatic is impordant.

So's spellin'. En vocabalary.

[Swamp Rat]

7. Chapter 5 "Gotta put food on yer famly" or "Hoam echonomiks"

[wanpete]

8. Chapter 6-"I'm the Decider, dammit!"

[zbdent]

9. I would think that's still too advanced for him

and I suppose that the "purple crayon" reference is what he scribbled on the pages of the book, like a toddler with your favorite novel ...

[Beaverhausen]

10. Chapter 7: Vacations are good - how to take as many as possible

[Holly_Hobby]

11. Heh

I've been waiting for YEARS for an opening for this pic.....

[jazzjunkysue]

13. Thunderous applause!!!!

:applause: :thumbsup: :yourock:

[DesEtoiles]

16. excellent

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Appendix: Had mine taken out, wanna see mah scar?

Then pull my finger...

Mehheheh heh heheh

[DesEtoiles]

14. u guys are the best!

[Truthiness Inspector]

17. Presidentin' --- LOL

Great new verb!

[pdxmom]

18. Acknowledgments - I want to thank Ann Coulter for checking my facts. n/t

[DesEtoiles]

19. funny!