hahahahaheeeeee!

[Catherine Vincent]

http://www.click2houston.com/news/9856578/detail.html
Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
Fake Penis Holds Urine For Drug Test

POSTED: 7:45 am CDT September 15, 2006

MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.

A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges

A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.

The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.

A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.

[rodeodance]

1. dimwits.

[johnnie]

2. What the? who the? where the?

That's messed up. They wanted it body temp. Is that a setting on a microwave?

[hippiechick]

3. They should know better ...

... apparently there's only one kind of weiner that can be microwaved at a Quickie Mart!

Tsk!!! :rofl:

[larryepke]

4. Dummies!

If he'd just kept the fake in his underwear, the liquid would have been body temperature when he unleashed it! :rofl:

[MADem]

5. So, the woman was going to pretend to be a man?

Why not put the bloody thing under her armpit for a bit, that would warm it up...

I rather think boiling piss would tip someone off....

But the most amusing bit is this: Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.

Heavens....can't soil the funkyass 7-11 microwave with a FAKE plastic penis, I reckon!!!

[SteppingRazor]

7. I don't think the fake penis itself is the problem...

I think it's the urine that was inside it. There's gotta be some sort of health-and-safety law about that. I hope.

[MADem]

8. At Seven Eleven?? But your point is certainly a valid one!!! NT

[SteppingRazor]

6. The sad part of all this...

is that everyone would be fine, if it weren't for these bullshit drug tests.

[William769]

12. I for one think there wshould be more drug testing.

[SteppingRazor]

13. Hey, I got an idea...

maybe we could all just wear ankle bracelets that take a blood sample every hour or so, then transmit data to some central processor, so that the police can always know where we are, what we're doing and what we're on. :eyes:

[William769]

15. Now thats just ludicrous.

But then again I consider the source.

[SteppingRazor]

16. No, ludicrous is the idea that one can't get a job...

because of what one does when one is not on the job. Ludicrous is an employer demanding control over all facets of an employee's life. Ludicrous is the fact that Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Ernest Hemingway couldn't get jobs at McDonald's. Ludicrous is the fact that we as a society actually acqueisce to this corporate dictatorship. Ludicrous is the fact that corporations, which are quickly on their way to having more power than governemtns -- and in some cases are already there -- can get away with gross a priori restrictions that governments would never be allowed to do.

Ludicrous is also sticking a urine-filled fake penis in a 7-11 microwave, but that's beside the point.

[William769]

18. There are 2 simple solutions.

The obvious, don't do drugs, or get the laws changed & good luck with that.

[sui generis]

14. agreed - it's the publicly traded LabCorps of America

who have managed to convince McDonalds that all their employees are potential criminals.

Just think how different all this would be if they required a stool sample instead of piss . . . .

(imagination runs wild....................................................er, how long was I gone?)

[OnyxCollie]

9. Mmmm, the smell of melting rubber and boiling piss. nt

[Catherine Vincent]

17. LOL!

I can't imagine the smell.

[orleans]

10. ewwww n/t

[William769]

11. Only goes to show you what drugs will do to you.

:rofl: