A Smiley History of The New Millenium

[ElboRuum]

From the 2000 election:

:woohoo: ---> :shrug: ---> :wow: ---> :grr: ---> :nopity: ---> :crazy: ---> :boring: ---> :nuke: ---> :wow: ---> :scared: ---> :yoiks: ---> :patriot: ---> :woohoo: ---> :wtf: ---> :eyes: ---> :crazy: ---> :thumbsup: ---> :dunce: ---> :wow: ---> :mad: ---> :banghead: ---> :rant: ---> :kick: ---> :shrug: ---> :grr: ---> :beer: ---> :puke: ---> :beer: ---> :puke: ---> :beer: ---> :puke: ---> :kick: ---> :woohoo: ---> :spank: ---> :spray:

Bonus points to anyone who can supply the narrative!

[Subdivisions]

1. Hooray! Gore won with a 925,000 lead in the popular vote!

Wait a minute. What the fuck do they mean Bush won it? Holy shit! Planes just flew into the WTC! Let's attack Iraq while the nation goes to sleep. Hooray! Kerry is going to be the new Democratic President! What the fuck do you mean Bush won? Hooray! We're going to win the midterms! Hooray!

[SteppingRazor]

2. My attempt at supplying the narrative

We won the 2000 election!
Wait ... who won?
Bush won?!
GOD DAMN IT!!
Oh, just get over it, Sore Loserman
GOP in power goes batshit crazy and passes ridiculous laws
Bush naps while al-Qaeda prepares
9/11
Holy shit!
We're all gonna die!
Let's get them terraists! Go America!
What the fuck? We're going to invade Iraq?
Saddam had something to do with 9/11? Puh-lease.
Clearly, Republicans have gone insane
Congress passes the IWR, giving Bush the thumbs up.
Congress is stupid.
Bush bombed Iraq?!
Idiots... Idiots... Idiots...
stupidmotherfuckingdumbassdouchebag ... they're so dead in 04!
Go Dems in election '04!
Wait... Bush won re-election?
AAARRRRGH!!!
Drink
puke
Drink
puke
Drink
puke
Go Dems in election '06!
Woo! we took back Congress!
Investigations and court proceedings against war criminals in power
Schadenfreude


How's that?

[Subdivisions]

3. I bow to you, sir, in humble acceptance of your superior intellect :)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Well done! (You and the OP)

[ElboRuum]

5. Spot on, sir/madam, spot on. n/t