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[Jcrowley]

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The Man Who Claims To Be Jesus

Followers Claim Doral Man is God On Earth

Jose Luis deJesus Claims There Is No Heaven, No Hell

Followers Believe All Other Religions Must Be Destroyed

Ileana Varela
Reporting

(CBS4 News) DORAL His name is Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda; his followers call him everything from apostle to Dad, or simply Jesus Christ Man. De Jesus Miranda himself believes he’s the living incarnation of “Jesus Christ Man,” “the second coming of Christ.”

A follower of his believes “he is God, he is God.” She also lavishes him with money and gifts.

"I don’t have one Rolex,” de Jesus Miranda said, “I have 3 because they want to give it to me. It's like that woman that came to Jesus with the expensive perfume and put it on his feet. He didn’t reject it, so when someone gives me a watch or a gift, I receive it. I like them too, they're nice."

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_254163721.html

[MADem]

1. I saw this asshole on TV a few weeks back, what a con man!!!

You've got to hand it to him, though...he has managed to find some dumb fuckers to give him money, hand over fist.

When you ask the question "How can people be so DUMB?" it's likely he has the answer!!

[Ecumenist]

2. As a Christian response to this nut and his "followers"

I just have 4 things to say...RI-DIC-U-LOUS. I'm through..:eyes:

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. Is this guy a relative of David Koresh

or maybe that Swami who lived in Seattle, that had a fleet of Rolls Royces because people liked to give them to him?

What a scam.

I wish these followers would actually read the bible. Especially the part where Jesus says no one shall come to the father except through me. That includes any bozo that claims that he is the way.

[WePurrsevere]

4. Two words... padded cell. ...>

He & his followers believe some scary stuff like, "...predestined for salvation no matter what they do on earth. They also believe all other faiths are false and must be destroyed, from Catholics to Baptists and Jehovah’s witnesses."

Sadly I know of some RW fundie-Cons that believe very similarly. :scared:

[Triana]

5. Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Delusions of Grandeur. Get thee to a padded cell immediately.

:rofl:

[plasticsundance]

6. There's only one solution to this problem

Have the government arrest him for sedition, since he sees himself as installing a new government. Then have him crucified, and his followers served to the lions. It will make for great reality TV.

:sarcasm: :eyes:

[Systematic Chaos]

7. Sanctity of marriage? WTF is that???

"This self-proclaimed Son of God is a 60 year old former heroin addict and convict. The divorced father of 4 was born in Puerto Rico and now lives in South Florida with his second wife."

During which they show a picture of this drop-dead gorgeous trophy wife.

And then they mention that one of his top cash cows divorced his own wife to marry someone within that brainwashed bunch of pigs.

I can't say any more. I can't say what I really think of that man.

[soothsayer]

11. Jesus would have a trophy wife, I'm just sure of it!

[plasticsundance]

8. Wait ... I got a better idea ...

How about this guy and Reverand Moonie duke it out in Las Vegas. Whatta y'all say?

[fasttense]

9. If he is the son of God, why does he need a security force?

Why does he need a car or watch? When is he going to walk on water? So many fools in this world, so little time to take their money.

[donco6]

10. Hey! I'm Jesus, too!

Send me a PM and I'll tell you where to mail the Rolex.

[Fuzz]

12. Why does he talk about Jesus like he's someone else if he is Jesus?

Strange that.

[Dhalgren]

13. "Oh ye of little faith..."

All human who say he or she knows the will of a god, any god, should be at least suspect. "God works in mysterious ways", no? Once anyone begins to entertain ideas regarding this or that god and his ar her plans, feelings, thoughts, motivations and history (yes, history!) then that persons joins a group of which this deJesus guy belongs. It is all part of a continuum...

[RebelOne]

14. This jerk preaches out of a warehouse

practically down the street from where I lived in Miami.

[MadHound]

15. "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

The Big Lebowski

It just came to my mind.

[melnjones]

16. Did this dude ever read a Bible? nt

[Solly Mack]

17. I'm pissed. It was my turn to be Jesus, dammit.

hummpf....goes off to pout