What question would you ask w to Induce a total mental breakdown?

[Philosoraptor]

We've all postulated about an impending, public nervous break down by the obviously unstable president, what question if you had your white house press corps fantasy, would you ask the ape?

Me? I'd like to ask him what type of medications he's taking to handle his obvious mental instability, and how can he face crippled soldiers and grieving parents of soldiers knowing that he sent them all off to die in vain for dick cheney's bank account?

[hippiechick]

1. "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck ...

... if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Oughta do it. :silly:

[Tellurian]

36. How will you feel, if History finds YOUR actions are deemed CRIMINAL..

And the World populace demands accountability from you?

[hippiechick]

41. He was already asked about history and his response was ...

"We'll all be dead by then." NO LIE. :wtf:

[liberaldemocrat7]

46. George, why did you attempt to force oil pipeline contracts on the Taliban

I hear Republicans brag that they do not deal with terrorists.

Why did you negotiate with the Taliban for oil and gas pipeline contracts from Feb 2001 until July 2001 and when they refused your terms why did you threaten to invade their country?

These actions led to the 9-11 attacks Mr. bush.

[Tellurian]

74. Thats Funny, The Taliban said: They don't Deal with Republicons..

Heh, maybe the Taliban are the equivalent of the Evangelicals, Mormons and Amish..

Who Knew?

[The Wielding Truth]

81. Great question! Thanks,liberaldemocrat7.

Mine would be.

1. Who taught you that the Constitution was " just a piece of paper"?
and
2. Would you have a problem if the USA would torture you or a loved one of yours, because of suspicion of terrorism?

[Tellurian]

79. Yes, you're right. I remember him saying that...maybe now

that we know, what he knows, he'll sing a different tune.

Be interesting to hear his response..today.

I guarantee he'd deny, he said that!

[maine_raptor]

2. "Mr President, Chicken or Egg?" nt

[Richard Steele]

3. "Mr. Bush, what's six times seven?"

[MrCoffee]

69. It's the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question.

[Frank Cannon]

4. "How does it feel to be less of a success in office than your father was?"

He has daddy issues and worries about his legacy. If a reporter asked him this question, I guarantee you would instantly see an explosion that would make a Saturn V look like a Piccolo Pete.

[Philosoraptor]

5. Have you in fact, out whimped daddy?

[wakeme2008]

7. Add to that :)

How does it feel to be less of a success in office than your father and President Clinton were?

[lapfog_1]

10. Are you jealous that Dad seems to like Bill more than you? n/t

At least both of them WON the wars on their watch. Cost a lot less too.

[Frank Cannon]

14. Or even better...

Preface the question with a comment: "Mr. President, lately your father and President Clinton have been enjoying each other's company quite a bit. How does it feel to be less of a success in office than these two Presidents?"

I swear the motherfucker would knock the podium down as he jumped into the crowd and tried to strangle whomever asked the question.

[MrModerate]

17. "These two *actual* presidents . . ." n/t

[seemunkee]

59. These two *duly* elected presidents

[ShortnFiery]

102. Plus add to yours = "And your DADDY favors Clinton over YOU!" n/t

[wakeme2008]

108. When Clinton and Bush Sr were flying and there was only one bed in the

plane, Clinton gave it up and slept on the floor.

Can you see King Jr giving up HIS BED to Bush Sr

[Jade Fox]

106. Ouch!

Do it! :evilgrin:

[dipsydoodle]

6. How do you count to 21

without using your dick ?

[DoYouEverWonder]

16. Even if he did

It would still only add up to 20.5.

[dipsydoodle]

38. Maybe not even that much

:rofl:

[CrispyQ]

86. Enough of that!

My co-workers are wondering what I'm laughing about!

[CJCRANE]

8. In "9/11: Press for Truth"

there's a clip where the reporter asks * what he thought about Howard Dean's comments that * had been forwarned about 9/11. He was literally stumped and stammered and flailed and failed even to come out with one of his talking points.

All it would take is for one repoter (or a roomful of reporters) to keep pushing him on this and not give up until he'd answered the question.

[lapfog_1]

9. I'd ask him about Condi and her reported affair with the

Canadian foreign minister. And what does it mean for him (are you gettin any right now? Didn't Laura
move out --- she was always too much of the Stepford wife to be hot in bed... you miss that brown sugar...
dontcha... and is that drivin you to drink more?)

[dipsydoodle]

39. Lady of the House

........wanderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should,

Courtesy of The Rolling Stones. :)

[acmejack]

11. What noble cause, Mr (P)resident?

Cindy needs to know!

[Octafish]

12. ''Knowing bin Laden was determined to strike, why didn't you warn America?

...specifically, the American flying public of the danger?''

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0409041pdb1.html

[Philosoraptor]

24. that's what i'm talkin' about

mr. bush, do you ever regret all those people dying because you failed to pick up the phone or send a message to New York? Does their memory ever haunt you, knowing this?

[Philosoraptor]

13. Are you affected personally by those who call you an idiot?

And can you prove that you are not an idiot?

[tenshi816]

15. I'd ask him what he was doing

in 1972 when he was AWOL. I'd also ask him why, if he had nothing to hide, he had his papers sealed from when he was Governor of Texas.

Edited to add: If I got a third question, I'd ask him why he continues to say that his job is to "protect the American people" when in actual fact his job is to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America.

[MrModerate]

18. How do you sleep?

For which there is no good answer -- as a sociopath, he's unable to empathise with those he murders, rips off, or imprisons.

[Philosoraptor]

19. heavy medications

[The Wielding Truth]

84. He has no conscious. He says straight up that he sleeps fine.

[Octafish]

20. What is your relationship to Jeff Gannon?

And why do you like to rub his head?



A follow-up: Why did he sleep over at the White House?

[Philosoraptor]

22. oooh, that might do it

[Blackhatjack]

42. I think you would have to be a bit more graphic and exact in your Q

"Have you ever inserted any portion of your anatomy into any bodily orifice of Jeff Gannon? Are you willing to answer this question under oath?"

That ought to do it.

[mojowork_n]

62. That's the creepiest photograph I think I've ever seen,

at least in the Official Function, American White-Guys-In-Ties-and-Suits category.

...How can it be distributed more widely?

[wicket]

21. I'd ask him WHY he was forced to do community service in the early 70's

:evilgrin:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/247402p-211892c.html

ush 43 has often pointed to his 1973 work with a Houston program for troubled teens as the source of his "compassionate conservatism."

He wrote in his 1999 autobiography, "A Charge to Keep," that "my friend John White ... asked me to come help him run" Project PULL, the Professional United Leadership League.

"I was intrigued by John's offer ... Now I had a chance to help people."

But some former veterans of the now-defunct inner-city program argue that, in reality, Bush 41 called in a favor from his friend White because of a brush Dubya had had with the law.

"We didn't know what kind of trouble he'd been in, only that he'd done something that required him to put in the time," White's assistant Althia Turner told Knight Ridder reporter Meg Laughlin.

" was doing a favor for George's father because an arrangement had to be made for the son to be there," added another Houston Oiler, Willie Frazier, who worked with Dubya in the program.

[Blue Diadem]

23. I'd ask how he can live with himself knowing that he's ruined so

many lives through his incompetence.

[liberal N proud]

25. Why do you hate Americans

Since you are more interested in the freedoms of Iraqi's than those of the United States Citizens, why, do you hate Americans so much?

[treestar]

28. Followed by "Why do you hate the Constitution of the USA?"

[treestar]

26. How did it happen that the INS failed to pick up the two hijackers

the CIA had identified as linked to Al Qaeda and put on the terrorist watch list on August 23, 2001? What was the INS doing during those three weeks, picking up dangerous fruit-pickers and getting them back to Mexico where they belonged?

[OneBlueSky]

27. "How did you become such a complete flaming asshole?" . . .

"What role did Mom play in turning you into the subhuman you've become? . . . And do you still hate your Dad?" . ..

just for starters . . .

[Rosemary2205]

78. His mom is Babs. That explains how he turned out.

[madokie]

29. I would only say two words one starts with an F and the other a Y

all it would take for him to go into a rage, I've had to deal with assholes like bush* before. get in their face and show them you are not afraid of them and they will implode. imo

[Hubert Flottz]

30. George, don't you think the people do a far better job of picking a...

president, than the Supreme Court does?

[ewoden]

31. Goerge, why has God abandonded you?

[Subdivisions]

32. "Did your grandfather ever tell you Hitler's favorite bedtime story?"

[Frank Cannon]

33. "You sure are slurring your words a lot. Have you been drinking?"

This would be another good question to ask. Watch the Monkey try to answer this question WITHOUT slurring his words. Then watch the tiny gears turn in his pinhead as he wonders whether he DID slur his words (which he probably did) or whether he tried too hard and overcompensated. Then watch him try again to correct the new mistake he thinks he might have just made.

This will touch off a chain-reaction of flusterment that will quickly and inevitably result in an on-camera thermonuclear psycho event.

[Philosoraptor]

37. Respectfully sir, do you even understand these questions?

[Realityhack]

105. Nice n/t

[doc03]

34. Your father stopped short of Baghdad in the Gulf

War because he felt we would get bogged down in insurgency and civil war there, why in the hell didn't you f---ing listen to him? Another one Colin Powell said if you break it you own it, why in the f--- didn't you listen you moron?
on edit: Why in the hell doesn't anyone in the Media or any Democrat have the intestinal fortitude to ask him that!

[lisainmilo]

35. Again, why did you continue reading "My pet goat"?

While we were under attack?

[atommom]

40. Induce?

I think he lost it a long time ago. We just haven't been shown any of the good clips.

[Turtlebah]

48. Georgie, how does it feel

to fail as president?

[mnhtnbb]

43. What books do you plan on reading in your jail cell while

incarcerated for the rest of your life as a war criminal?

[K8-EEE]

72. "Three More Shakespeares!"

I never got over that bragging about his supposed summer reading....he sounded like a 6th grader trying to impress his teacher after summer vacation!

[fudge stripe cookays]

44. "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

He wouldn't even be able to come up with that. Or he'd find someone else to torture. Or bomb.

[blm]

45. I'd ask - Callgirls tell me you're no good in bed and can't perform, so

why do the Bin Laden men and Rev Moon spend so much time in bed with you?

[AlCzervik]

47. "Why do you hate freedom?"

[yodermon]

49. "How did you feel when your parents played golf the day after Robin died?

and do you really feel the need to take out your unprocessed grief & rage on the rest of the world?"

[The Wielding Truth]

87. Wow. Do you think that this caused his major emotional impairment?

How old was he when this happened? Could that be the reason he is so superficial and mailable(by Rove)?

[Connie_Corleone]

50. "When did you stop snorting coke and started using heroin?"

[Connie_Corleone]

51. "When will your daughters sign up to fight in Iraq?"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

52. "This statement is a lie."

I'd just hope the poor pilot escapes before the explosion.

[hyphenate]

53. Calculate out to the highest number

the value of pi.

They did that on ST:TOS once, to keep the computer busy when it took over once. :)

[Arkham House]

54. Do you need Jeff Gannon to achieve an orgasm?

[K8-EEE]

73. Yeah Somebody Ask Him Why There Was A Whore In The WH

I mean, an addtional whore in the WH.

[WinkyDink]

100. I would SO ask about Jimmy/Jeff! Basically, I'd ask Bush why he's

still in the closet.

[Philosoraptor]

55. would you take a urine test right now?

[radfringe]

56. why is Iraq seeking security aid from Iran?

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/13/world/middleeast/13cnd-iraq.htmla

.... Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki traveled to Iran to seek support in quelling the conflicts that threaten to fracture his country.

Iraqis looked at the belongings of victims after a car bomb exploded in Baghdad today.

---snip--

In Tehran, Mr. Maliki met with President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and declared afterwards that “even in security issues, there is no barrier in the way of cooperation.”

For his part, Mr. Ahmadinejad said, “Iran will give its assistance to establish complete security in Iraq, because Iraq’s security is Iran’s security.” It was not clear what form Iranian support on security would take, or how it would be regarded by the American authorities here.

[flyarm]

57. how many times did you go down on gannon??...n/t

[galileo3000]

58. Gandhi Peace Activist .

I haven't posted in a while because I tend to be pretty sensitive to the outrage so many express. That said, I wanted to respond to Philosraptor's light question with an appeal for us to do more than alter our tactics. I think our strategy should change. While many of my brothers and sisters may consider me naive, I'm convinced that there is a high ground that we are missing an opportunity to take. I believe that anger and rage, however justified or rationalized, are violent over-indulgences which lead to actions beyond our control (at least in my humble experiences). "Do we fight to change things, or do we fight to punish." When I choose between revenge against my enemies or their respect, I am convinced that I need to choose respect (that said, I am not always successful in making that conscientious choice). If someone gives into shortcomings that we all possess, even if I have fortified my spirit against that particular failing, striking back only feeds weaknesses in both my enemy and myself. Compassion, love, strength, courage, sacrifice, and charity are powerful weapons that can and will provide us with far more moral authority beyond what is being offered through this mid-term election. These weapons can conquer the fear summoned by our enemies which are so easily stirred in times like these.

With love, peace, and respect for all of my brothers and sisters (even those across the aisle). -Galileo.

"If we are too assume authority, we must prove worthy of it." M.K. Gandhi.

[KikiDisme]

60. I was going to ask

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

But then I thought he'd probably panic and try to bomb Mongolia.
Check that, he'd try to bomb France.

[Jamastiene]

61. I would ask him what Matthew 1:1 says.

His ilk spend so much time in Leviticus and Deuteronomy slamming gay people based on those two books of the Bible, that they know nothing about the New Testament. I'm not claiming I do either, but I can look it up in advance and put Chimpy on the spot. If Jesus really talked to him, he'd know it right off the top of his neanderthal shaped head. :evilgrin:











Answer: The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

[NYC Liberal]

63. "How many times have you been arrested?"

http://onesimplequestion.blogspot.com/ make some money too ;)

[librechik]

82. my choice as well n/t

[earth mom]

64. Are you ready for Impeachment? nt

[buddhamama]

65. i would ask him to explain

existentialism to me. He has read Camus, don't you know! i do not know if it would cause a mental breakdown, but i am betting it be good for a laugh or two.

[ryanus]

66. Where were you the day JFK Jr. died?

/obscure

[BigMcLargehuge]

67. Which brainless, no class, fratboy reject, cheerleading wannabe..

tin-horn dictator piece of shit, just farted?

[dback]

68. If your sister Robin had lived to see what you've done to America...

...how would you justify and explain what you've done so that she would not hate you?

[Posteritatis]

70. "Two plus two! Quick!" (n/t)

[sproutster]

71. What would jesus do?

[patcox2]

75. Whois the bigger bigger wimp, you or your dad?

Or would it be more accurate to say that you are as big a moron as your dad was a pussy?

[IChing]

76. How did you plan for 911?

No, I mean how long did it really take you guys to plan 911?

[Swamp Rat]

77. "S-s-sir... I mean, Your Highness. The Democrats now control Congress

and they are going to impeach you." :yoiks:

[RedStateShame]

80. "I don't know if you'll know the answer to this. May I ask your boss?"

[goclark]

83. Do you remember what the Pet Goat's name was Mr. Resident? nt

[deaniac21]

85. That would show him a thing or two!

[Greyhound]

88. Why have you appointed more CONVICTED FELONS to your administration

than any in history?

[lebkuchen]

89. "You have been an undisputed failure at every endeavour you've undertaken"

(provide him several examples, dating back to Yale/Harvard, his failed business ventures, failures as TX governor, and the long list of failures in the WH)


Why not leave office early, like Blair is being forced to do for the same reason?

[mithnanthy]

90. I'd ask...

"Which of your lovers gives the best B.J... Karl Rove, Victor Ashe, Jeff Gannon, or Condi?" That should get his attention.

[texas1928]

91. I would ask him why he allowed Sammy Sosa to be traded.

That would come out of left field and catch him off guard.

[BurtWorm]

92. Excellent. And as a followup, "Why should the American people trust

an idiot who would trade Sammy Sosa?"

:patriot:

[texas1928]

94. My follow up would be.

With all these people in the 70's and 80's finding oil in West Texas, Why did your oil company never find any? When people were able to walk out in an open area, spit and find oil?

[Change has come]

93. Shrub, er, I mean Sir,

According to recent polls, a strong majority of Americans think you should be impeached for lying about the reasons you invaded Iraq. How do you respond to these Americans?

Follow-up! Mike Malloy publicly denounces you as an idiot and refers to your family as "The Bush Crime Family". What have you done to prove you're not an idiot or a criminal?:patriot:

[many a good man]

95. "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and ..."

"and nothing but the truth so help you God?"

[SoCalDem]

96. Why are you such a lying sack 'o shit? n/t

[rrasile]

97. Mind blowing question

Where was your wife sleeping last night. I swear I saw her going into a cheap motel with Ann Coulter.

[bbetss]

98. Does It Burn When You Pee-Pee after screwing over the whole world?

Better let mommy kiss it and make it better.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

99. Mr. President, you like baseball. So tell us:

Are you a pitcher or a catcher? And, by the way, do you prefer Jeff Gannon's fastball or his slider?

[sweetheart]

101. Is it true that you are a robot

controlled by osama bin laden, who can give laura bush a better orgasm than a vibrator?

[Skidmore]

103. Ask him why he is demanding that the Constitution and rule of law

be subverted and why he is committing treason.

[izzybeans]

104. If I were David Gregory today, I would have laughed audibly and

asked "What in the world are you talking about? Do you even understand what it is you are saying?"

[CarlVK]

107. "Is it hard work?"

[Philosoraptor]

109. ------