If you could sucker punch any one of these people ,with no reprucussions.

[sandrakae]

If you could sucker punch any one of these people, with no reprucussions,who would it be.

[demnan]

1. I just had to be different

After all, Cheney's really in charge.

[arcane1]

2. I would NEVER punch George W Bush

if I were that close to him, I would just point at him and laugh, because I know he would absolutely HATE that :evilgrin:

[Poll_Blind]

22. Same here, btw! I would take the time to point out his failures which...

..., I am sure, would take more time than I would be permitted. I do not wish, in any way to harm George W Bush. I think spending the same sort of effort to get him behind bars it more American, more just, and much...MUCH more gratifying!

PB

[arcane1]

36. indeed, but only personal failures, not professional ones

I suspect he doesn't give two shits about his professional failures

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. the obvious choice isn't there:

"all of the above" :shrug:

[Kerry fan]

19. I second that.

[clydefrand]

29. I also

second that!

[MessiahRp]

4. I think Bob Barker said it best in Happy Gilmore...

"I don't just want a piece of you... I want the whole thing!"

Rp

[Boo Boo]

5. Elliot Abrams

http://rightweb.irc-online.org/profile/969

Specifically, the reason I would kick this weasel's ass is that, years ago, when confronted about his involvement with policies in Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador that led to widespread torture and rampant killing of innocents by so-called Death Squads, Abrams laughed and said, "Get over it."

Straight from the shoulder... right in the mouth.

[Hand]

18. Dang! Ya beat me to it!

But I get to go second! :woohoo:

[Boo Boo]

20. Yeah, if ever there was a man that needed his smug little ass kicked...

it's him.

[Hand]

24. I'd probably come at it from the other direction, actually.

More painful and lasting. Might even make him a permanent falsetto. I'd enjoy that. :evilgrin:

[wakeme2008]

6. You missed my pick Rice

The ONE person that if she did not have her thumb up her ass, COULD have stopped 9-11.... :grr:

[sandrakae]

9. I didn't want to list a woman. Coulter doesn't count

[Tempest]

7. Instead of saying "these people", you could have said "these guys"

Coulter would still be a legitimate choice.

[slackmaster]

8. Nancy Grace

:nuke:

[Cary]

13. Who's worse?

Nancy Grace or Glenn Beck?

[panader0]

10. I chose Rove because he's the asshole that got bush elected

in the first place. Plus, his face is so chubby, I'm sure I wouldn't break a knuckle. One punch, adios.

[Cary]

11. I don't want to sucker punch anyone.

All I want is sane, effective elected officials who will answer to we the people.

Is that really so much to ask?

[BlueEyedSon]

12. I dunno... Wolfowitz is such a smug muthah....

[Prophet 451]

14. Just one punch?

Damn. I want to start with Rove and then work my way down the pecking order but if I start with KKKarl, I might not be able to stop at one.

[truth2power]

15. That whiney, worthless piece of crap, Bush, of course...

Ann Coulter is a waste of oxygen and not even worth my time or energy. I don't even click on posts about her.

[mtnester]

16. Other - All of the Above

[wicket]

17. Cheney - and I'd tell him to go fuck himself when I did it

:evilgrin:

[Chipper Chat]

21. The smirking chimp of course.

I puke whenever I see that cocky misguided blivet.

[bamacrat]

23. Im a guy but Ann Coulter deserves her fair share of sucker punches.

[Poll_Blind]

25. Bill O'Reilley...while shouting "No, YOU shut up!"

That's just satire. It's a literary device. In no way would I ever wish to hurt Mr. O'Reilley. Really! Please receive my commentary as a description of a scuffle between two Dickinsonian urchins than an actual desire to physically harm the hench-thing of evil.

:-)

PB

[Zavulon]

26. I'm going with Frist for one very good reason.

With the rest of you beating the shit out of Bush and Rove, I want to make sure Dr. Frist will be out like a light and unable to render medical attention.

[TreasonousBastard]

27. Do I have to hit them? Can't I just...

help frog-march them off to the slam and then supervise them when they are sentenced to community service scraping dogshit off the bhike paths in the park and working the night shift in the shelters?

That community service is after five years in a Syrian prison, of course.

Oh, and the list is much too short, but you got most of the worst ones.

[deaniac21]

28. I'd like to give them all clap.

[Justice Is Comin]

30. bush. And into orbit. Wouldn't have to be a sucker punch either.

[Kazak]

31. Every time you state your case...the more I want to punch your face!

Sorry, I'm seeing The Flaming Lips in OKC tomorrow and I'm getting a little, er, punchy...

[brentspeak]

32. There are quite a few there I'd to see in jail, but none I'd want to punch

Non-violent democracy. It's what America is supposed to be about.

[Rosemary2205]

33. I don't punch people. - I could jail them all though.

[AtomicKitten]

34. unable to choose

I'd love to lob a hand grenade in their midst.

[Seabiscuit]

35. All of the above and hundreds more.

Not a choice, so I sucker punched Turd Blossom.

[tabasco]

37. Oh no ! More unpatriotic Bush hate !

I hate him for his freedoms !!

[DireStrike]

38. They are all stupid and evil, but...

Rove makes it possible for the stupid and evil to be stupid and evil in public and with no checks.

[Ron Green]

39. HANNITY!

He's the one! Man, that would be knuckle-bustin' good lick. What a smarmy asshole.

[pinto]

40. Locking. Please see this:

Do not post messages that could be construed as advocating harm or death to the president or other high-ranking official in the United States government. In the case of the president, do not even post jokes, as the Secret Service is not known for its sense of humor.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules_detailed.html

Thanks.