If only Bush had stuck to blowing up frogs.

[democrank]

The animal lover in me is ashamed to say this, but I wish George W. Bush was still concentrating on blowing up frogs. If he had only stayed with the firecrackers and BB guns, the world would be a better, safer place.

I kind of shudder to think about Bush`s graduation ceremony, when he went from simple frog killing to humans. He must have brought his golf cart to a screeching halt the day Cheney and the PNAC guys started the...YOU ARE HERE, IRAQ IS THERE... geography lesson. A nine iron just doesn`t have the heft of a cluster bomb to a guy bullish on bullying.

Every couple of days I`m forced out into the front yard to change the numbers on my soldier`s deaths sign, which means every couple of days I`m forced to face Bush`s killing spree. I`m troubled to think that historians will have to study up on psychopaths before they can render a verdict on Bush`s various invasions, not to mention the split screen with people drowning on the right and guitar lessons on the left.

There`s a big knot in my stomach, an ache in my throat. Somewhere in the back of my mind is the echo of Bush`s depraved "Bring it on." And the death toll climbs. It`s sickening.

[indepat]

1. You can take comfort that tens of millions of Amerikans have no problem

with any of this, or so it would seem.

[thereismore]

2. Sociopaths always progress. nt