Any bakers in the house? I need a couple dozen pies

[CatWoman]

:)

[Catherine Vincent]

1. The Christian Coalition presents...?

:eyes:

[MADem]

2. Tin pie plates, cheap shaving cream. Same effect, and cheaper! NT

[Warpy]

9. Absolutely!

My only complaint against a hired pie hitman in Boston was that he wasted a perfectly good blueberry Table Talk pie on a total shithead (no, I wasn't the one who hired him).

Shaving cream pies are the best, maximum coverage and splatter, no ruined clothes, and completely safe for skin.

Besides, I'm sure "she" is used to shaving cream.

[unpossibles]

12. but blueberries leave better stains.

although I guess if someone ruined her black dress, she'd need a whole new wardrobe.

[Sherman A1]

15. Blueberry season is pretty much over

but you could lace the shaving cream pie plates with some pie filling off the shelf at the grocery store. It will be in the baking aisle.

[unpossibles]

17. hmm.. come to think of it, India ink is cheaper anyway n/t

[wicket]

20. So is ketchup

:D

[babylonsister]

3. Can't help you with pies, but

I have a bunch of eggs you can have!:D

[CatWoman]

4. the more rotten

the better!!

:hi:

[me b zola]

11. My dogs would like to supply the pie filling

:evilgrin:

[TechBear_Seattle]

5. Contact Sara Lee

Much of her stuff isn't fit to eat anyway :hi:

[onecent]

10. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee! You must have gotten a bad batch.

It's the best!

[TechBear_Seattle]

19. Between the tropical oils, preservatives and high fructose corn syrup...

Tastewise, the stuff is great. But when you look at the actual ingredients.... Remember that a car's anti-freeze is tasty, too, but you don't want to consume that, either.

[AspenRose]

6. "make the pie higher"

Heh heh heh heh :D

[CatWoman]

8. bwahahahahahaha

:)

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Ah don't waste pies on that beeotch

Get some squirt guns :)

[Skidmore]

18. Or your hard earned $65.

She ain't worth it.

[Pugee]

13. Oh my gosh!

That is the first picture of her that I have seen her without her little black dress. Think that it is photoshopped? Wonder what she will show up in?

[Beaverhausen]

14. Have you seen the Ann Coulter Action Figure?

http://www.stupid.com/stat/COUL.html

It talks!

[Sherman A1]

16. one can see that with pins sticking out of it....

[Ganja Ninja]

21. Try the nearest cow pasture. n/t