Listen up, Republican voters...

[kentuck]

We know it's been real hard on you for the last 6 years. The huge debt on your granchildren, the lies about going to war, the huge spending on Medicare which was mostly a sop to the Big Pharmacists. We know you have been disappointed in that your Party has done nothing about immigration. Most of you are not real crazy about the spying on your bank records and eavesdropping on your phone calls. And the gasoline prices! Man, those have been tough.

But now, your Party is finally getting it together - just before the election. The economy is doing great. The taxcuts are working! The House is ready to build a fence on the southern border finally. And you are relieved that ABC was finally able to show the truth about 9/11. You knew it was Bill Clinton's fault all along. And those gas prices finally coming down! Now you can march proudly into that voting booth and pull the lever (or punch the screen) for your Party. It's really grand they finally got their shit together just before the election. Now we can get on the right track, huh?

[HughBeaumont]

1. The economy is doing great?

Oh, that's right, those stupid poor Repukes think they're rich. I forgot.

[Skidmore]

2. While you are getting ready to pull that lever, think about the day after

the election that is coming. There was a day after the last election too. Prepare for the sleight of hand that will come. Prepare to fall through the looking glass again. You're going to get to go visit the Wizard in putrid green Oz....AGAIN. Thnk hard before you pull the lever because what will come the day after will be more of the same--only worse. We can't afford this as a nation, and you can't afford this as a citizen. Your children and grandchildren can afford this even less.


Presto chango....abracadabra...things aren't what they appear to be in the mirror.