Caption Hastert

[Kadie]

House Speaker Dennis Hastert of Ill., talks to reporters on Capitol Hill in Washington Thursday, Sept. 14, 2006, following a closed-door meeting with President Bush to discuss national security issues. Rep. David Dreier, R-Calif., is at right. (AP Photo/Dennis Cook)

[Horse with no Name]

1. They're coming to take me away HAHA

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk
Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

And...They're coming to take me away HAHA
They're coming to take me away HOHO HEHE HAHA
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away HAHAAA

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed
You laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid
RIGHT?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I am utterly MAD
And...They're coming to take me away HAHA
They're coming to take me away HOHO HEHE HAHA
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're comin to take me away HAHAAA

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back for all kind, unselfish loving deeds?
HUH?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do, they'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A you mangy mutt!

And...they're coming to take me away HAHA
They're coming to take me away HOHO HEHE HAHA
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away HAHAAA
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're comin to take me away HAHAAA
(Fading)
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're comin to take me away HAHAAA

[SledDriver]

2. That shake machine at that mother fuckin' McDonalds down the street

was broken! How the fuck am I supposed to get a milkshake?

[racaulk]

4. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Nice one!!! :rofl:

[whistle]

3. It'sh absol...hic...lutetely clear, that the. ..hic ...the ... hic....

...United Shates....izs more safe, but nut totally shafe!

[longship]

5. "Who stole my *CHEESE*????"

:kick:

[acmavm]

6. We're gonna have all you liberal terrorist supporting son of a

bitches rounded up and SHOT! Shot, do you hear me? No blindfold, no cigarette. SHOT!

[markbark]

7. ...and then I says tuh Dubya

Hey George, pull my finger!

[nevergiveup]

8. "Oh say

can you see, by the sunset in flight, what we probably sometimes hail, at the sunsets first beaming, and the bombs in the planes....oh, crap! the GD Democrats made me mess this up.

[razors edge]

9. GET IN MAH BEELAH!!!

I once ett a babah...

[Geoff R. Casavant]

10. Great -- Diet Coke on the keyboard

Thanks for a great laugh in a busy afternoon.

[razors edge]

11. oops