WMD were found it Iraq. Really!

[npincus]

Tony Snow said in yesterday's WH press conference that terrorists "used airplanes as weapons of mass destruction".

Well, Iraq HAD airplanes! See? They had LOTS of them. All over the place. And we FOUND them! Those Iraqi airplanes were a gathering threat.

Breaking: The CIA believes that Iran has airplanes, too.

[bullimiami]

1. i thought saddam was a wmd. isnt that what they said?

[madokie]

5. well so far he is the only one they have found

[rodeodance]

2. umm. whow. This is the first time I have heard airplanes as wmd.

[stepnw1f]

3. One Lie after the Other

with no accountability nor respect for the American people.

[C_U_L8R]

4. What about Poland?

They have airplanes don't they?
The lessons of 9-11 dictate that
we gotta fight them there before
they bring the battle here...
in their airplanes.
Are they with us or ag'in us ???

[dipsydoodle]

6. Never mind Poland

I believe the USA has some too. :)

[npincus]

8. .. not to mention Brazil.

They got black people, and sum are airplane drivers!


http://www.seeingblack.com/x071202/wegotjokes071202.shtml

Bush's Education: "Do You Have Blacks Too?"

From May 19 issue of Germany's Der Spiegel

(Translation) "It is said about the US president that before 9-11 he thought that the Taliban was a Bavarian brass band. Now the president of the world's most powerful nation has put his foot in his mouth yet again. It was Condoleezza Rice, his national security advisor who had to rescue the situation. When talking with Brazilian president Fernando Henrique Cardoso, 71, Bush surprisingly asked: "Do you have Blacks too?" Ms. Rice noticed how stunned and surprised Cardoso looked and quickly told Bush that Brazil likely has more blacks than the US and that outside of Africa it was the place with the highest number of blacks. The Brazilian president remarked later that Bush was "still in a learning-phase" when it came to South America."

[DemInDistress]

7. WMD= weapons of monetary destruction,, the EURO

can't have any oil nations dealing/selling oil for EUROS, it hurt the Dollar hegemony.

[KharmaTrain]

9. Whatever Happened To That 727???

Supposedly Saddam had a 727 at some "terrorist camp"...the wingnuts were going ballistic about this in the run-up to the Iraq invasion. I remember hearing one who was sure this was the plane Mohammed Atta trained on and that Saddam had others training. I guess the plane musta been moved under the cover of night to Syria :sarcasm:

Oh...and those Iraqi planes...uh, they're still in Iran. Have been since 1991...

[npincus]

10. it's here!

ZOOOOOOOM! ZOOOOOOM!

[KharmaTrain]

13. You Just Gave Away Saddam's Big Secret!

Shame Shame! May the NSA be tapping your head as you've just compromised all! :sarcasm:

Now I sure hope you don't have the secret plans to "Project HP23058"...ya know...that tampon made of plastic explosives... Ooops...

:rofl:

[npincus]

14. plastic is so 'last-year'... the haute couture terrorist

fills their tampons with



:rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

12. it was a Salmon Packing plant

:sarcasm:

[Generic Other]

11. The airplanes we found were buried

I think they took out the rest in the first days of shock and awe.

What liars.