Mickey's message to Disney CEO Robert Iger

[mikelewis]

"How dare you defame my name. Fuck you, Roger. How dare you sell out my name and my legacy to fascist propagandists. For years, my job was to entertain millions of children, and now you want me to sell incompetence and corporate greed. Fuck you. All my life, I worked to show kids the difference between right and wrong. I have tried to show them the benefit of noble actions and honest deeds, yet without even considering what you have done to my name, you have sold out a legacy for cheap gain. Shame on you, you spineless charlatan. One day, I'll rise again and the world will know it was you and not me who sold out this legacy. This afternoon, I have a meeting with Donald, Semba and Aladdin. The three of us are going to travel to Olympus to ask Hercules if he could spare a minute and come down to Earth to kick your ass."

[dogday]

1. Here is Disney's and ABC's message to the American People

[rurallib]

5. How can you raise the middle finger when you only have four fingers?

Just saying. FUX NEWS - we lie you love it.

[dogday]

6. As long as the message is understood

never thought of that......

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. so, it's not just Minnie who got fucked, eh?

[C_U_L8R]

4. That's fuckin' Goofy

just sayin' :-)

[babylonsister]

3. Mickey's POV-very clever! nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

7. I love it!

:thumbsup: :applause:

[hootinholler]

8. Best when read in a squeaky voice...

I wish he'd made references to making me look like a rat bastard, but this is a great post.

Rec'd

-Ted