The official(?) Lieberman limerick

[DancingBear]

There once was a turncoat named Joe
Whose constituents said he must go
But he kissed Georgie's head
And the imbecile said
Joe we need you up here, don't you know

[whistle]

1. I like it

:applause: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Nutmegger]

2. Nice here's mine:

There lives a man named Lamont
Who listened to the support that he got
He brought new change
Joe became deranged:
"How could I lose by a alot?!"

[Bluebear]

3. There once was a man with Joementum...

semms Democrats seemed to offend him.
So he gave George a smooch,
and became his lap pooch,
Now no liberal on earth will commend him.

[MoonRiver]

4. Here goes.

There once was an dude named Joe,
Who we also call a DINO.
He kissed the arse of a Puke,
And there's now no dispute,
That this putz simply must go.

[TlalocW]

5. My turn

There once was a schmuck named Joe
Who turned out to be a repub 'ho
Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla
Ba-bla-bla-bla-bla
My big black foot up your ass.

Okay, so I stole that from Chris Rock's character, Nat X, from when he was on Saturday Night Live, and he was talking about Andrew Dice Clay.

TlalocW