Who is Al Qaeda's #1 man?

[ryanus]

I keep hearing about the #2 man (which keeps changing). So who is the #1 man? It's no Osama, because he's not a priority anymore they say.

Seems like whatever guy makes claims on a video becomes the #2 guy. I guess I could become the #2 guy by making a video that calls on America to convert.

[Kutjara]

1. Dick Cheney. n/t

[CJCRANE]

2. It's just #2's

there's no #1.

[ryanus]

5. Is that like at the Olympics

when two guys tie, they both get the silver and there's no gold? Makes sense.

[drmom]

3. He's the guy they get just before the Nov. election, of course!

What else?

[Kagemusha]

4. ARGH!!! The real Al Qaeda's #2 man hasn't changed at all!

It's just that stupid Iraq branch!

[CJCRANE]

9. Good point.

Classic Al-Qaeda always had Bin Laden as #1 and Zawahiri as #2.

However New Al-Qaeda "with added Iraqiness" seems to have an unlimited amount of #2's...

[Kagemusha]

11. "Classic" would replace its people too if only we'd find/ kill them!

Note that we are most certainly not.

[SteppingRazor]

6. Who is No. 1?

That would be telling.

[Virginia Dare]

7. I believe it would be this guy...

[Homer12]

8. I think it's GW Bush.

n/t

[SouthPasadenaDem]

10. It's really amazing, isn't it? One would think Al Quaeda has more

vice presidents than are housed at the headquarters office of oh, say, Bank of America.

[leftofthedial]

12. king george