Federal government closely following a pedophilia ring inside Disney

[chat_noir]

Posted at Daily Kos:

According to a source, the federal government has been closely following a pedophilia ring inside Disney's Burbank offices. Disney has been shuffling problem executives that have been using casting calls for new Disney TV productions as a path for finding and isolating children lured by the promise of appearing on Disney-branded shows. Once in a "private screen test", chosen victims were met with a figure in a giant Mickey costume, and forced to sodomize Mickey repeatedly in his furry Mouse ass.

The eleven known victims are described as between eight and twelve years of age, and were allegedly molested at the Burbank offices of the Disney company by eight separate high-level Disney executives. Again, as with al Qaeda, the Bush administration made a simple deal: we'll see that the charges get dropped, and in exchange: you work for us.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/9/10/133729/391


Wow! If this is true....

[jayctravis]

1. Well...if it says it's the Official True story...it must be right.

[Newsjock]

2. It's satire

Check the bottom of the post.

[BrotherBuzz]

3. No big deal if this isn't true....

because the Disney corp no longer condones truth. What goes around comes around. :shrug:

[ComerPerro]

6. this is probably true. Its an alternate version of what is happening

and therefore needs to be told. Its all about free speech

[seabeyond]

4. with all that is happening sounds like factual fictionalization

find it surreal to believe this story. but....... assiming this isnt a joke, sure would have helped disney to have us on their side so we could be empathitic on their dealing with said crisis........ dont think they are going to get much of a break

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. It says satire at the bottom. nt

[seabeyond]

8. i assume inside the link. didnt see it on op. couldnt take too seriously

but factual fictionization is funny..... dontcha think

[LeftyMom]

7. Did you miss the satire tag?

From the dkos post:

"Very Prominent Note: The previous article is a dramatization that is drawn from a variety of sources including the 9/11 Commission Report and other published materials, from personal interviews, and from My Ass. This post is not a documentary. For dramatic and narrative purposes, this post contains fictionalized scenes, composite and representative characters and dialogue, as well as time compression. Elements of this post are 100% true: also, I completely made some shit up to spice it up a bit and make it more entertaining."