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dorkulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 04:29 PM
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Oh. My. God.
Possibly the most offensive thing you've ever seen--but it did make me laugh despite myself:

http://www.buffalobeast.com/106/index.htm

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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 04:36 PM
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1. Comedy is only funny when it's real ,MAD magazine made idiot's
Edited on Sat Sep-09-06 04:38 PM by orpupilofnature57
like me aware of things i other wise would not have ,because of pertinent content ,not an abuse of the Freedom or shall i say Right of speech.Katie saying Freedom of speech is a privilege is a perverse ,use of media.
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SharonRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 04:38 PM
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2. LOL -- some of that site is too funny!
Did you see GWB's Rapture Report? Hysterical!

:rofl:

Yeah, some of it is pretty tasteless, but what a hoot.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 04:41 PM
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3. It's brutal but there's some interesting and thoughtful work in there!!!
http://buffalobeast.com/91/pf50MLill2005.htm

From their list of the fifty most loathsome....

3. George W. Bush

Charges: Simply put, the stupidest man ever to lead this country. Bush’s lobotomized Will Rogers routine is a satirist’s dream, a European intellectual’s caricature of the dipshit cowboy American, all balls and no brains. Often responds to questions by attempting to define the word he finds the most challenging in them. Thinks press reports of his various crimes are responsible for his waning popularity, rather than the deeds themselves. Interprets the constitution like a Unitarian interprets the bible; for maximum convenience and with no regard to the actual text. Foreign policy vision is less serious and more simplistic than an issue of Captain America.

Exhibit A: "I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That’s a pretty cool first name, isn’t it? Mayo. Pass the Mayo."

Sentence: Trapped for eternity under shoddily manufactured Diebold voting machine, unable to reach nearby refrigerator full of hot dogs and bourbon.


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2. Dick Cheney

Charges: At the forefront of nearly every administration effort to anihillate the constitution. A true psychopath with only one motivating force; insatiable greed. Insists that we can only remain "free" through torture, spying and secrecy. Bears the crooked ugliness of a man whose entire life has been devoted to a senseless pursuit of power, and whose most effective weapon is a total lack of ethics, or even decorum. So cartoonishly evil he defies parody.

Exhibit A: "I think they’re in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency."

Sentence: Strapped to chair; eyes removed with melon baller. Nursed back to health. Lips sewn to a rubber hose connecting him to a 500 gallon nutrition shake. Nursed back to health. Fingers, hands, toes, feet, nose and genitals devoured by hungry pigs. Nursed back to health. Legs and arms ground to stubs with belt sander. Nursed back to health. Fitted with earphones that play only Christina Aguilera songs, and left alone to think about what he has done.


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1. Pat Robertson

Charges: If Pat Robertson’s local Starbucks caught fire, he would claim that God was punishing them for giving him a caramel latte when he ordered vanilla. Robertson has always been a demonic charlatan with the credibility of Miss Cleo and a lust for Armageddon in his vile, rat-toad heart, but this was really his year to shine. In 2005, Robertson called on God to vacate seats in the Supreme Court (the almighty obliged, killing Rehnquist), advocated assassinating Hugo Chavez, said ‘judicial activists’ were a more serious threat to America than terrorists, called criticism of the war treason, said John Roberts should be thankful for Hurricane Katrina, which he implied was “connected” to Roe v. Wade, attributed Ariel Sharon’s stroke to divine retribution for the Gaza pullout, said “the Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today,” and implied that God would wipe the residents of Dover, PA off the map for rejecting Creationism. Not to mention raising huge sums of cash from his zombie army, much of which is diverted from his charity operations to his business interests, including African diamond mines. Has long advocated that America simply ignore the Supreme Court. Robertson’s God is an insecure, misogynistic, homicidal fanatic—just like Pat.

Exhibit A: Vehemently opposed to voluntary abortion in America, but okay with forced abortion in China, where his cable investments depend on the good graces of the government.

Sentence: Repeatedly struck by lightning.



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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 04:51 PM
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5. That's Terrific!
Kudos to them! :rofl:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 04:50 PM
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4. Nah, that's not offensive
Smirky standing on top of the wreckage, running his mouth, that's gagworthy.
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ocean girl Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 04:54 PM
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6. I like this one...
24) In the 5 years after 9-11, American workers have seen their wages decline to the lowest percentage of GDP since 1948. And you wondered why you couldn’t afford that “freedom isn’t free” bumper sticker.
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