For dramatic and narrative purposes, this post contains fictional scenes

[EarlG]

Because after all, isn't this how it REALLY happened?



(BTW this is crossposted from this thread because I wanted to put it in my Journal with a better title. Thanks to sinkingfeeling for the inspiration.)

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Thanks alot, EarlG!!

[myrna minx]

2. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Rainscents]

3. LOL...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I forgot it happened this way, Earl. Thanks for reminder!

[David Zephyr]

4. Loverly!

Ah, yes. I remember now. It was Clinton.

[lpbk2713]

13. NO, no, no!

Don't you remember? It was his penis.

[EarlG]

17. You're wrong

His penis was flying the plane that crashed into the Pentagon.

[helderheid]

18. Bwahaahah!

[The Straight Story]

23. Now we need a photoshop of monica with a wtc in her mouth,

while bill is smoking the other one.

Use as a poster for the abc crap show.

[TahitiNut]

29. That's contrary to absolutely everything published in the last 10 years.

It's undisputed that Clinton's penis was VERY SKILLED and EXPERIENCED at finding places to land safely. :evilgrin:

[Ignis]

44. Exactly! Just look at the Pentagon. 747? HA!

Only the Clenis has the skill and precision to make a hole like that without leaving debris! ;)

[bobbolink]

33. OUCH!!

[jmowreader]

36. And you guys deleted "The Adventures of Clinton's Penis"

For those of you who were fortunate enough to miss out on my attempt at bad children's writing, "The Adventures of Clinton's Penis: A Children's Story Your Children Should Not Read" was a story about...well, President Clinton's dick...and how, when its owner was asleep, it detached from his body and flew around saving the world, solving global warming and shit. Every time it did something stupendous and extraordinary, the Repukes would take credit for it. It even talked!

I think they deleted it because there was a sex scene in it. Or because it was in REALLY bad taste. Anyway, it's gone.

[Ignacio Upton]

39. No...

The Clenis piloted ALL FOUR of those planes with help from Osama, Hillary, and Saddam.

[NMDemDist2]

42. ah HA! so the tinfoil hatters have been right all along!

so it *WAS* a missile that hit the Pentagon!!!!!!!!


:rofl:




PS, that was my hubby's joke when I showed him this thread

[IronLionZion]

49. I heard it wasn't even a plane, it was Clinton's penis itself

that crashed into the Pentagon. Monica can tell you that thing is like a missile.

[The Deacon]

5. Lacks The "Deer In The Headlights" Feel

But then, The Big Dawg can hold his fudge.

[Bluebear]

6. A DEFINING Clinton moment >>>>>>>

[movonne]

7. That is great....send to ABC they might use it....

[Ignacio Upton]

38. Don't give them any ideas............

They'll probably include that as a new scene.

[kentuck]

8. Excellent !

Good one, EarlG !

[Double T]

9. That's exactly the way I remember IT.....

I remember thinking, why is Clinton still sitting there, why doesn't he do SOMETHING????

[EFerrari]

10. The Thugs want power divorced from responsibility.

That puts the average mental age of their whole party at two years old.

[kpete]

11. I love it!!!

[SeattleGirl]

12. *slaps forehead*

Dang, EarlG, thanks for this! And all this time, I thought it was Bush. Thanks for setting the record straight! :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

14. There no way you can make Bill look clueless!!!!!

[brer cat]

27. Right on! That would take a major photoshop! lol n/t

[Hugin]

15. It's a fake...

The official GOP 9/11 timeline web site says at 0905 on 9/11/01 Bill Clinton was down at the McD's scarfing a couple of Egg McMuffins with Monica, Elvis, and Bigfoot.

[otohara]

31. LOL

but can he prove it? You know how the turnover rate is at Mickey D's.

[me b zola]

16. Tinkerbell's pixie-dust has worked it's magic!

It is a magical kingdom!!!

[Catherine Vincent]

19. Awesome, dude!

:thumbsup:

[JuniperLea]

20. How about a pic of Bush hugging Monica? eom

[underpants]

21. Gee thanks for using up all the bandwidth

Man I hate it when people put one joke threads on here or whatever they happened to think up on someone else's thread and feel like they just HAVE to make sure everyone sees it.

PLUS there is no way this is real. Bill never got anywhere that early in the morning.

:bounce::spank::woohoo:

[OhioChick]

22. LMAO...........

:rofl:

[Catchawave]

24. Emailed to Olbermann....

:toast:

[Catherine Vincent]

25. get back up there!

[LynneSin]

26. Yeah Earl, your fantasy football team sucks and you're going down Wk #1

So there

[EarlG]

28. Well, yes it does suck

That's what I get for not being able to make the draft... although at least I didn't miss it because I fell asleep :evilgrin:

Still, rumors of my team's demise are greatly exaggerated.

[David Zephyr]

30. Kicking!

;-)

[KoKo]

32. Hey THANKS! Really needed that......

:-)'s

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. Moe Lee Hoses

That is the best guffaw I've let go in weeks.

Mercy Earl, but yer a panic. :rofl:

[DeepModem Mom]

35. LOL! LOL! LOL!!!

[Rex]

37. Is that a mic or is the Clenis happy to see me?

:evilgrin:

[dogday]

40. He even reads My Pet Goat better than Bush

He just is better, let's face it....

[bliss_eternal]

41. Probably has something to do w/the fact he CAN read...

;)

[LoZoccolo]

43. That's a good 'shop you got there!

:thumbsup:

[mdelaguna2000]

45. hahahahahahahaha

[Cobalt Violet]

46. I can't believe Clinton just sat there and read "Pet My Goat".

With a smirk on his face. Hell, but if ABC and Disney says so it must be true.

[4_TN_TITANS]

47. K&R..... incredible photoshop!

:rofl:

[Batgirl]

48. More damning evidence from the memory hole

http://www.thememoryhole.org/911/bush-911.htm

[NanceGreggs]

50. PRICELESS!!!!

:rofl: