Help Kkkatie with her nightly send off...

[LiberalinNC]

Post your suggestions...

"I'm rich beeotch"

"I'm Kkkkatie, and you're not!"

[El Supremo]

1. My salary rocks!

[fasttense]

I made $140,000 today, do you have food on the table?

[Jacobin]

2. "my cute dimples and fat, sexy thighs got me a big meal ticket"

"suck it"

[Junkdrawer]

3. "And that's how I'm told it is"

[MADem]

5. Wow, brutal!!! Funny as hell though! NT

[Kingshakabobo]

11. We have a winner!!!

[NanceGreggs]

14. No point in even TRYING to top that!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Richard Steele]

17. Houston, we have a WINNER!

That's it. That's just _IT_.

Here's yer pie:

[notadmblnd]

4. Here's mine from the thread last night

This has been katie couric and cbs evening news...

as always, catapulting the propaganda to you.

Send it in if you like.

[JohnWxy]

6. This would be in character:

"Eat me! all you fucking Democrats. Ha-ha-ha-ha!! Love the GOP! I'm Katie Couric, uber-chick!"

[QuestionAll...]

7. Good Night and Get Fucked.

you soylent green rabble, you.

then she sings it:

I'm special
so special...

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. Now, watch me put this whole grapefruit in my mouth!

[EstimatedProphet]

9. "I'm Katie Couric, and I AM THE NEWS!"

[TahitiNut]

10. "Sieg Fucking Heil, America!"

:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

12. "Johnny cracks corn and I don' care,Johnny's Iraq-bound and I don' care!"

[Homer Wells]

13. "Well, That's the way Bush says it is"

nt

[soothsayer]

15. Her tonight show signoff was "I'm Katie Couric, and these are real."

When she guest hosted...

[BuyingThyme]

16. Fuck you, San Diego.

[MurrayDelph]

18. "I'm Katie Couric

Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?"