So what do you think this 1:30 speech from Satan is about??

[KyndCulture]

I think he's gonna say OBL killed Steve Irwin.


:rofl:

[savemefromdumbya]

1. he's going to resign?

[liberal N proud]

2. Terra, 9/11, Iraq

It will be a contest to see if he can get those words into the speech more times than the last speech.

[ixion]

3. terra terra terra, be afraid, don't question me, bring'em on, stay the

course, 911 911 911 911 blah blah blah dems are appeasers blah blah blah

Same ol BS.

That's my bet.

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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. Why? What's your hunch, if any? -nt

[QuettaKid]

6. he'll say we killed OBL

and that is why Pakistan signed that agreement with Waziristan the other day.

[ShortnFiery]

5. Perhaps, but I can assert with confidence that ...

the new Bugga Bugga Boogie-Man term of This Election Cycle ---> "Islam-O-Fascists" will be used at least a dozen times during Dear Leader's Diatribe this afternoon.

[Kindigger]

7. More speechifiyin' ?

Crap! I was gonna go get a life today...guess not. I don't have cable, and its not often I get comedy in the middle of the day. :eyes:

[knowbody0]

8. he's jonesing to issue death penalties

That was his favorite function in Texas

[havocmom]

9. More about 'infedility'

Still rolling over that one from yesterday.

There's a bumper sticker and tee shirt in that gaff.

[MountainLaurel]

10. Iran

:hide:

[npincus]

11. "Stay the __________."

[MO_Dem]

12. Tearer! Turists! Tarism!

Smirk! Jaw Jerk! He will probably even try to do some edumicatin' by tellin' us what lots of stuff means.

IOW, same old same old.

[Beelzebud]

13. BE AFRAID OR YOUR GOVERMENT WILL MAKE YOU AFRAID!!!!!111oneoneone

[RedStateShame]

14. Today he starts his new strategy:

Speak with the lights off while holding a flashlight under his face.

[Drum]

22. LMAO!

[SeattleVet]

15. Supposed to talk about his new process for holding trials

for the people held at Guantanamo, since their whole 'military tribunal' scam was shot down. Maybe they've figured out a way to work around that pesky little 'Constitution' thingie without having the courts come down on them like a ton of bricks.

He'll probably also introduce his new Transportation Secretary appointee.

[cc488is]

16. Exploding heads to follow...

[shadowknows69]

17. Which Satan?

Bush again? He's like a classic rock group tour. You know you're going to hear the same set at every venue. What's the point of the press covering every one? Oh, I forgot, evil corporate enablers.

[KyndCulture]

18. Yeah that satan.

He wants full network convulsions over whatever meaningless horseshit is going to flow from his mouth.

[npincus]

19. *'s rhetoric woulb be called "shrill" & "hysteria" if he were female

or something along those lines, per Maureen Dowd's column today.

[verse18]

20. I wonder if he will mention this little tidbit today

Pakistan Peace with OBL

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2061051

[bowens43]

21. Fear!!

[mmonk]

23. More power grabbing moves or war propaganda.

[Cyrano]

24. Well, Labor Day is over so it's time to introduce a new product.

Understanding any sentence that Junior tries to string together is impossible, so here is the translated version of the speech he will give:

"The Islamic-Fascists of Iran have nucuular weapons. We gotta' fight 'em there so we don't have to fight 'em here. And since our troops are tied up bringing democracy to Iraq, I have to ask other young americans to step forward to help protect the homeland. The WWII generation didn't shrink from a draft and neither should our patriotic American youth. Effective immediately, I am instituting a draft for those not presently going to college, or are otherwise usefully unemployed. They will learn a great profession while helping to protect us from another 9/11. My prayers are with you. God bless America."

The bottom line -- He's going to bring back the draft and begin a buildup for an attack on Iran.

[Maat]

25. Thanks for the translation (HeeHee).

I needed it.

:rofl:

I'm laughing - because I wasn't, I'd be crying.

[cc488is]

26. Nope. Not even close!