Bush Couldn’t Find Oil When He Was an Oilman—Now He Can’t Sell Freedom.

[Montagnard]

Today one of the points Bush made during his remarks on the “Global (fun he defines global as Iraq) War on Terrorism was that he wants to spread the hope of freedom. With the death and killing in Iraq today, due to his criminal mismanagement of the war, more than likely the Iraq people just hope to make it through the night.

http://www.iraqbodycount.org/press/pr13.php

“Fifth, we're working to deny terrorists new recruits, by defeating their hateful ideology and spreading the hope of freedom -- by spreading the hope of freedom across the Middle East. For decades, American policy sought to achieve peace in the Middle East by pursuing stability at the expense of liberty. The lack of freedom in that region helped create conditions where anger and resentment grew, and radicalism thrived, and terrorists found willing recruits.”

[Selteri]

1. Bush is someone who is doomed to failure.

He was a failure in school who's own professors say he bought his grades.
He was a failure in the Air Force National Guard.
He failed to impress Hunter S Thompson, being described as a typical trust baby brat who thought it made him big.
He failed in business time and again.
He failed to win Florida Legitimately
He failed to act as a leader on 9-11
He failed to lead America when he told us to go shopping then warned us that shopping malls were potential targets.
He failed to find Osama Bin Laden.
He failed to accept a peaceful negotiation that didn't meet his exact criteria with Saddam.
He failed to find WMDs
He failed to show wisdom when he uttered "Bring em on"
He failed to win Ohio without thoroughly questionable means
He failed to serve the country during Hurricane Katrina

Face it, he's a complete failure at everything but being put in positions where he obviously does not belong!

[AndyA]

2. Bush wouldn't know which orifice to poop out of if it weren't for the

fact that he somehow managed to learn at an early age (pre-alcohol and cocaine addiction), that you have to sit down to do it. This has saved Bush's "behind" more than once.
:rofl:

[orpupilofnature57]

3. Apple don't fall far from the tree ,Poppy and Shrub are Great at Selling

And manipulating ,but when it comes to fuck-up's ,at our expense,Poppy must cringe when he thinks of the 2men he killed,Poppy bailing, whilst J.F.K. was keeping it together hurt and split in half.One a Hero the other a zero,so tie the cia up all morning and hold Billy hostage ,you people are fuck up's

[Sinti]

4. We're working to deny terrorists new recruits - by killing them before

they come of age perhaps? Otherwise, I'm pretty sure they're lining up for service - at least in Iraq. One would rather die defending oneself and family than cowering in the corner, methinks.