Caption this * pic...

[sabra]

[RedStateShame]

1. "I dunno, let's start a war......HERE!"

[Wickerman]

2. No Sir, that is North Korea - we don't do that until late 2007

[Torgo Johnson]

3. President Bush is shown unsuccessfully trying to ...

point out Washington DC on a map of Virginia and Maryland.

[The Sleeper]

4. Sir, As per your directive...

...we've completed an exhaustive investigation. As best as we can tell, the location of Santa Claus' Elven workshop is located somewhere within this grid.....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. "'New' Mexico? When the fuck did that happen?"

[Eurobabe]

6. Yes sire, that is indeed Eritrea, our one ally on the War in Terra

[lonestarnot]

7. Are you sure that's how I get home?

[yellowcanine]

8. Sleeves rolled up for serious "presidentin".......

[rock]

9. Here's your problem young man

The Corliolis labidation is happening because you have the Comtrek capacitor incorrectly inverted to the CLytron stablilizer link. Just because I have an MBA doesn't mean that I don't understand rocket science.

[peekaloo]

10. I FOUND Waldo!

[daveskilt]

19. this wins as my favorite

[lpbk2713]

11. Hmmmm .... lemmee see. Poland .... Poland ... Poland.

I KNOW it's gotta be here somewhere.

[soothsayer]

12. So if that's the cinnabon, where's the restrooms?

[daveskilt]

13. I want a bombing run on THIS piggly wiggly right here

[Ganja Ninja]

14. "Good thing I rolled up my sleeves"

"Otherwise people might think I was sight seeing instead of working." "See that's how you tell the difference. Sleeves rolled up - working. Sleeves rolled down - sight seeing."

[man4allcats]

15. Now here's Crawford, Mr. President, and

here's Cindy Sheehan's Peace House. If you use a smart bomb, you should be able to take it out easily, and then after that you can deploy a sub to take out the Clinton Library.

[LuckyLib]

16. "Now I want you boys to take the brush piles from this side of the ranch

and move them over to this side. That way I can cut brush on a different part of the ranch next week.

[TheFriedPiper]

17. These instructions don't make a bit of sense!

They don't tell me how to load Ms. PacMan at all!

[SoCalDem]

18. "So , here's where I keep mah DARK blue checkered shirts..."

"but I chose the light blue one today "...

[QuestionAll...]

20. and this here, Mr. President, is the secret bar you ordered. nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. "Over which river and through which woods?"

"Wanna git ta Gramma's in time for dessert. Meh-heh-hehheh"

[bertha katzenengel]

22. Now, Mr. President, this is what we call a "map." Most of the lines

represent roads, but others represent county boundaries."

"*"

"Uh, no sir, the District of Columbia isn't a county."