Hello, My Name is Rush Limbaugh.

[true_notes]

Hello America, my name is Rush, and integral part to your downfall.

I'm the epitome of everything terrible in this nation, and I get paid for emanating disasterous thoughts and ideas. I have a real chip on my shoulder, because no one who is really honest will listen to me. The only people who will actually listen to me are skinheads and slick businessmen. I work for everyones perspective devils and that's the talent I have on loan from "God".

I talk really loud so people think I'm threatening, but I'm just an obese man who can't get an erection. I lost my horns a long time ago when I failed out of school and was such a coward as to not serve my nation. I speak for the so called "Patriots" because I am not one, and they make me jealous.

I am labeled a conservative, but I only want to conserve the current America of addiction, divorce, and immorality because that's all I am. I have many complexes,but I don't want my listeners to know about them. I fear the real America, the democratic America because people like me just can't cut it without telling lies. I can't support the common man, because I am greedy and self loathing.

But people still listen to me and put money in my pocket to feed my fat gut and keep my fat ego alive. I will die one day, and inevitably go to hell, but until then my contract with the devil will continue. I signed the line in blood and will continue to help ruin peoples lives.

Thanks for your support,

Rush Limbaugh

[rubberducky]

1. Rush and Coulter should get together.

A true match made in hell.

[yourout]

3. Yea but they should NEVER be allow to procreate.

Just thinking about what there spawn would be turns my stomach.

[OwnedByFerrets]

6. Two men cant

procreate. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. He prefers to rent little brown-eyed Dominican Republic boys.

for his sexual needs.

[dweller]

2. welcome to DU ! Rush.

(enjoy your stay)

:rofl:


dp

[dogday]

4. If lies were dollars Rush, you would be able to

buy your own oxycontin factory.....

[Jade Fox]

5. You forgot to mention.....

how bitter and jealous you still are about the Sixties, when you were a dumpy nerd and all the attention went to those disgusting hippies.

You also forgot to mention your issues with women, who you don't really like or trust, and your racism and fear of people of color.

Perhaps you should read the book "Confessions of a Former Dittohead" to gain some perspective.

[Berry Cool]

7. You also forgot to refer to yourself properly

by your full name: "Comedian Rush Limbaugh."

[1932]

8. ...and I have a drug problem,

and erectile disfunction, and a problem telling the truth.

But I'm rich!