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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 08:51 AM
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So, how many Number Two Al qaeda guys are there????
Every turban wrappped Al qaeda guy they catch nowadays is NUMBER 2!!!!!

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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 08:53 AM
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1. More Than The Mind's Eye Can Count
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kdmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 08:56 AM
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2. Mathematically speaking, there can be only one
But in Republican math....hundreds, thousands, millions... as many as it takes to convince the good people of America that they are actually doing something.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 08:56 AM
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3. Well everytime we get one, someone moves up.
Presumably.

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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 08:59 AM
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4. Yesterday it was Al Zawahiri, today it's a new guy, tomorrow? whoever
they catch.
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MindMatter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 09:07 AM
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5. Similarly, how many virgins are there in paradise?
Mathematically speaking, virgins don't last very long in paradise these days. I wonder if they are going to have to scale that back to 40 or 50 virgins. 72 virgins seems really excessive.
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mikelewis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 09:09 AM
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6. No, no, no... This is paradise...
After you screw 'em, they regrow their hymens. They're virgins everytime.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 09:10 AM
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7. When we start talking of scaling back virgins, I draw the line.
72 or nothing!
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 09:15 AM
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8. Depends on how many they NEED
Most American's don't pay attention to the name of the #2 man.
They can repeat different names every time and people won't catch on to their shell game.
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Golden Raisin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 09:19 AM
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9. Yeah, I see how all the violence stopped
as if someone suddenly turned off a light switch. Rove feeds this crap to the media who immediately trumpet it. How about bagging Osama? That, they conveniently don't bring up.
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