Onion: Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run

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Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run

August 31, 2006 | Issue 42•35

BALTIMORE—The FBI has announced that Jalal Dawoud, a suspected al-Qaeda lieutenant, was killed in a single-car accident while en route to procure miscellaneous office supplies Tuesday. "The DHS is proud to announce that this man, ranked No. 114 in al-Qaeda's terrorist organization, was fetching some toner and a box of gel pens, but was struck and killed before he could carry out his orders," said FBI Agent Lloyd Hopkinsen, who led a team of 36 investigators to the accident scene. "This is an important victory in the war against terror."


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[TheDebbieDee]

1. Hahahahahahaha! Those fools!

I hate to imagine what would life be like without The Onion.

:rofl:

[Bunny]

2. Gotta love The Onion!

:rofl:

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3. change #114 to #2 and you'd never know it was satire....