Hello fellow fascists!

[Poiuyt]

I'm going to go out and push down old ladies, and steal candy from children, and not eat apple pie tonight. Anyone else have evil, fascist plans?

[Critters2]

1. I'm taking the dog for a nice goose-stepping around the park. nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. I will be protesting against the pResident

when he comes here next week! How's that for fascist?

[Fridays Child]

3. Yep...

Right now, I'm listening to Rocky Anderson's speech and, later, I plan to have another listen to Keith Olbermann's commentary on Rumsfeld.

[Seabiscuit]

4. And good evening, fellow godless sodomites.

[maxsolomon]

5. no thanks, i'm an appeaser, not a fascist

when can we return to a foreign policy of 'calm'?

[Howardx]

8. are we appeasers or fascists?

im getting confused

[mmonk]

6. Well hello.

I was just working on my plans to take over the world and let Islamofascists into the country.

[Nutmegger]

7. Can I have your apple pie?

Pie is good!

[Javaman]

9. I'm coming up with a secret handshake. :) nt

[FearofFutility]

10. I'm getting ready to implement super secret plan LMNOP

Man your stations!!

[BOSSHOG]

11. Okay that took a minute

but that's funny. Thank you very much.

[FearofFutility]

14. Your welcome

:hi:

[PresidentWar]

12. I'm thinking of drowning some kittens in the river

Or punching a baby. Haven't decided yet, it depends on my mood.

[Avalux]

13. I might water my lawn, even though there's a water restriction!

I am such a badass!!!!! :rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

15. Are we fascists today?

Oh I thought we were all Nazi sympathizers this afternoon...

Will someone tell me when it's Idi Amin Dada Day? THX

[Cobalt-60]

16. What about Italy

I think I'll follow the Italian model today.
I'll have a nice nap after lunch, then ease into the afternoon on a wave of Chianti.
On the way home from the office I'll pick up a freshly pressed black shirt to wear to the club tonight.
I'm looking marvelous.
Hail Benito!

[AntiFascist]

17. Well, you know what Huey Long said....

I'm going to create my own religion and seduce Mormons!

[Rex]

18. I plan on starting a campaign to make cherry pie more American

than apple pie! Muahahahahahahha!

[Cobalt-60]

19. mmmmmm cherrry pie

[Dem2theMax]

20. I'd make a crack about the pie,

what with it starting in a "P" and all, but, well, you know....

[Poiuyt]

21. Are you stalking my posts?

That's really sick

:hi:

How've you been Dem?

[Dem2theMax]

23. Would you expect any less of me? LOL.

Believe it or not, that was my first post in ages. Just saw your name and couldn't resist!
(Besides, you do ALWAYS have a "P" in your posts! How can I pass that up?) ;)

I'll have to send you an email. Too much to catch up on on here.

:hi:

[Zorra]

22. I'm thinking about reading some Thomas Jefferson! n/t

[lonestarnot]

24. I think I stick my frozen cheese up the ass of the refrigerator repair man

[stevedeshazer]

25. Greetings! I'm a subversive supporter of the First Amendment!

As well as the second through the 27th.

I plan to wrap myself in a US flag soaked with Saudi oil and light it with my Chinese-made Bic, since the 28th amendment against flag burning hasn't passed yet. I should be okay, at least legally.

It's the only way I can figure out how to get on Fox "News".