Republicans getting kookier

[KingFlorez]

This was posted by a rabid Republican on another board I read. You are going to laugh at this mess!

"I was on the phone talking to my friend awhile back, and we were watching Foxnews together. Three times during the course of our call, the channel automatically switched over to CNN. She told me that that had been happening to her for a couple weeks. That kind of thing makes you think a little."

[NanceGreggs]

1. Sometimes the remote control ...

... seemingly with a mind of its own, dazzles the viewer with its intelligence and good taste.

[TheDebbieDee]

19. "dazzles the viewer with its intelligence and good taste" .....

Intelligence and good taste? By switching to CNN? ..... :rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

22. In place of FOX?

CNN is a waste of air-time, filled with idiots and air-heads who wouldn't know REAL news if it hit them in the ass.

But compared to FOX NEWS, CNN suddenly takes on the aura of must-see TV!

Any remote control that would switch off FOX -- and replace it with ANYTHING ELSE -- is genius!

[rosesaylavee]

2. Democrat poltergeists?

Dr. Dean, you are a genius!

:bounce:

[Redstone]

3. What planet do you suppose these people inhabit?

Redstone

[wtmusic]

4. Whoa...could be the NSA

or my cheap-ass TV...you decide. :silly:

[robbedvoter]

5. Sometimes, the Clenis will do these things just to confuse them

Problem is - it's hard to guess which one is CNN and which one is Faux anymore....
I wish the Clenis would just turn off their teevees and turn on Air America...

[msanthrope]

24. I knew it was the Clenis!!!! n/t

[shaniqua6392]

6. Welcome to the Twilight Zone....

Or it could be a result of inbreeding which is my diagnosis of the mentally diseased repuglicans.

[JAbuchan08]

7. hahaha!

that's for watching FAUX

[neuvocat]

8. They should stop eating the deep-fried twinkies.

Junk food and poor nutrition are so much worse than drugs.

[mrcheerful]

9. She was sitting on the remote control box

and it got wedged in her butt cheeks, but instead of telling the truth, she did what any good republican would do, blame it on the democratic party. Damn liberals messing up my TV.

[yknot]

21. Exactly, it was under her God-Warrior-like ass n/t

[KingFlorez]

10. It probably was

They're big asses on the remote controls

[AlCzervik]

11. Cnn probably ran an ad on Fox and the Fox demographic isn't intelligent

enough to figure out it's an ad.

[rosesaylavee]

12. Sounds like Project X is kicking it up a notch...

Oooops. Sorry. I am just kidding. That's it. Just KIDDING.

[ReaderSushi]

LOL.

CNN on your tv makes you think a little? Yes, I shouldn't be mean but sometimes my inner bastard just takes over.

[RC]

13. Is her tv within sight of a window?

Been know to happen.

[Dr.Phool]

16. A friend of mine used to do that to his neighbor

He could see his tv from his dining room next door. Poor guy never did figure out what was going on.

[Richard Steele]

17. And many newer remotes use RF- no window necessary.

The fellow who installed our satellite tv
SPECIFICALLY told us that might happen, since
several neigbors have the same service.

[Geek_Girl]

I'm surprised that they didn't blame Clinton

nt

[bigwillq]

14. That is some funny shit.

LOL! :rofl:

[FreedomAngel82]

15. Oh brother

I'm sure that one happened. Not. :eyes:

[shenmue]

18. It's a *secret plot!*

I hate it when they do that!

[No Exit]

20. Okay, I confess.

I'm the person on the other side of her wall. I have the same type of remote control.

Don't tell her, okay? You know how violent mental cases can get when they find a target for their rage...

[C_U_L8R]

23. Now if it was switching over to PBS...

these stupid republicans might actually be learning something

[Lefty48197]

25. They're giving it 110% apparently

because I thought they were fully kooky before.